Friday, March 4, 2011

I Need the MemoryErasing Drug!

Well I'm not to thrilled with Days of Our Lives lately. The storylines are terrible currently. I will give a big KUDOS to Molly and Nadia for their acting these past few weeks though. Leave it to Molly and Nadia to somehow work through the crap that is their scripts and have good performances considering the dialogue/material.

Chloe went crazy, lost Parker, and now she just needs a damn shower. Somewhere between that all she got a manicure and a tan, but that is neither here nor there. Also, apparently if your hair is disheveled and you wear sweats it means you crazy....that's like 98% of the Days audience. Way to go NBC! Melanie also lost her child and she broke up with Phillip. I thought it was dumb she was having a baby anyway but whatever. Now she has to deal with the wonderful world of Nathan, who has apparently become a weird stalker. Nathan is so smothering now that I have trouble breathing during his scenes. So not only did Days give Mark Hapka the boot, they also decided to single handily destroy the character of Nathan. GREAT!

Side note: Stephanie is now a bitch. A bitch who has a backbone. So Shelley announces she is leaving and THEN they decide to give the character some depth? uh huh. Stephanie also got dry humped by Rafe number 2. It's no wonder she left the show. Had they made Stephanie a bitch with some independence in the first place I would have loved her...but Noooooooo.

Will and Gaby admitted their feelings for one another. Yeah Will still gay and Gaby will be so traumatized by her boyfriend being gay she will turn lesbian. This show isn't on the rainbow network for nothing!

Rafe 2/Rafe/Sami/EJ/Stefano: END THIS SHIT! We get it, he'll start beating Sami next at this rate.

Taylor: DIE in a vat of acid and come back as Tamara Braun.

Phillip, Brady, and Chloe are living in the Kiriakis mansion now with Baby Parker...can you say THREESOME! No wonder Victor is pissed. By the way what the hell happened to Victor and Maggie. They should not be taking it slow at their age. I don't want to see a Brady/Victor war, I'd rather see Maggie/Victor love!

Chad and EJ bonding.......Thank God Johnny was in the scene...that's all I am saying.

New Abby: Okay it is still early but as of right now....I LIKE HER. Shocking I know that I like someone already. She has some cool points: She doesn't like Jack, thinks for herself, and she cute. She already has a crush on Chad....well what do you expect he is the only young guy in town she isn't related to. She has no choice! So we'll see but so far so good.

Shoutout this week goes to: Nicole Walker DiMera. She married EJ, looked great at her wedding of big haired people, and she had sex with EJ. But really this woman deserves special kudos because she had to spend ALL THOSE EXCRUCIATING MOMENTS WITH TAYLOR! Its amazing she is still alive.

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