Carly is on the show today....you wouldn't know it though because someone decided she should just sit in the back of the room crying the entire time. Thanks Days!! Bo is being a huge asshole defending Hope who can do no wrong. He goes after Dick, who is wearing an orange jumpsuit for no reason whatsoever. Bo talks about his wife and how much he will stand by her and for some reason Carly doesn't tell him to Kiss her Ass!! Yes her husband beat her up, but having to listen to someone COMPLIMENT that SKINNY FREAK is even worse!! Leave him Carly and find a new dude!
Vivian goes sarcophagus shopping. Yes I wish I were joking. She goes on and on about what her coffin will look like. She reveals to Gus that she plans on burying Maggie alive and how Maggie's awful red hair will clash with the interior. You would seriously think that once someone failed at burying someone alive that they would not try it again or just try good old fashion murder. Luckily this show is written by AMAZING WRITERS who like to recycle. At least Vivian was laying on the ground at one point practicing, considering it will be HER in the coffin and NOT Maggie.
Nicole tells Brady all about how she was blackmailing EJ with the Sydney kidnapping information, and now EJ will kill her once she finds out. I just think he will blink alot and yell. Brady refuses to help her because it means he has to leave his clothing on and he just won't do anything like that. Maggie stops Brady from drinking later on....RUDE but I forgive her. If she stops him from removing his shirt...then we got problems. Victor taunts Nicole just for fun...love him!! He has some booze and tells her he was behind Rafe getting on her kinky side. Victor is the king of banter, and the person who writes for him, Maggie, and Vivian...SHOULD BE HEAD WRITER THANKS!
Rafe plays Sami a tape with Nicole saying she overheard EJ say something...Again...NOT JOKING! Again, they wasted another day of nothingness. Sami was pissed that Rafe played her a tape from Nicole...and I have to agree with her. She yells at Rafe for sleeping with the woman...if he did you cannot blame him because Nicole is sterilized unlike SOMEONE who shall go nameless. EJ rants at Rafe for being rude, and Sami is still furious. Finally Rafe takes out the CD, EJ tries to stop him from playing it, and Rafe pushes play...too bad the SHOW IS OVER!! I HATE THIS!! Not only am I going to shoot EJ...I'm going to shoot THE WRITERS!
Previews:
Maggie tells Melanie that maybe it's time for her to leave Salem. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Maggie cannot leave because I need her and Victor time to keep me sane...also her lemon bars are to die for.
EJ tells Sami to not let him do this to us. Well you were behind the kidnapping you good looking asshole. Also you know he'll blame Sami for everything that happened too soooooo yeah quite lying and man up to your stupid plan that backfired in your face.
Bo yells in court that's enough, stop, she's suffered enough. She is HOPE...Apparently HOPE is suffering. Hope looks like she lost 20 more pounds in jail and teased her hair out so it looks like her head is large. Lovely. And if we are going to talk about suffering I think we all are suffering for having to look at her like that. Great storyline idea...Carly kidnaps Hope, FORCE FEEDS HER for 3 months, and then Bo realizes what a moron Hope is even when she is overweight. Thanks!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
All My Paternity Test Switchers
Today's episode:
Okay Everyone and their mother could have switched the paternity results...in fact I am suspecting that I might have done it by accident when I tried to download a new version of ITunes. The only person who did not look guilty was Chloe because let's face it...she doesn't know how to turn on a computer let alone hack into an account. My money is on the nun with the drinking habit...pun intended. Her or Donna Scott. Clearly Donna felt ignored that no one will help her with her damn skin grafts. Also it cannot be Ian...he's just too girly. Carly looked very suspicious with her terrible facial expressions of guilt and confusion. That or she had gas. She tells Chloe that Daniel is the dad and we get a giddy Chloe for an hour. Let the birthday party commence!
Nathan and Stephanie have sex. This is not important but they decided to do it for the whole episode. Go Hapka! Nathan might have also switched the test results, but for obviously dumb reasons. The test results have prob been altered three times at this rate. Maybe that nurse who got yelled at did it too because Carly yelled at her and got her in trouble with the nuns. Whatever! Nathan and Stephanie seem all happy, but Nathan also looks guilty and Stephanie wants to know who helped her out. This is riveting stuff.
Rafe interrupted Sami and EJ's wedding. For the whole hour he stopped the wedding...and revealed...wait for it...NOTHING!!! He wasted my time and I had to watch Sami with her ugly lipstick yell at him for "sleeping" with Nicole. Whatever! Next time there is a wedding I would also like Roman to NOT be invited and banned from speaking. Thanks!
Previews:
Bo tells Carly that he'll make sure that SOB pays for what he did. Okay so Baker will PAY for going along with Hope's plan but Hope will not pay for actually committing the crime. Makes PERFECT sense. Even Carly is like Whatchu talkin' bout Bo?!
EJ tells Rafe that he's had enough of him. Well I hate to say it but I agree with EJ. That and I've had enough of the damn storyline, but Rafe especially with his ability to drag out a speech over three damn episodes. Snails are faster than this dude.
Nicole screams at Brady that EJ's going to figure out she gave Rafe the CD and he's going to kill her. EJ won't kill her.....he'll just threaten really loudly and shake her that he will kill her. Nicole cannot die she is too important to the sale of alcohol in that damn town.
Okay Everyone and their mother could have switched the paternity results...in fact I am suspecting that I might have done it by accident when I tried to download a new version of ITunes. The only person who did not look guilty was Chloe because let's face it...she doesn't know how to turn on a computer let alone hack into an account. My money is on the nun with the drinking habit...pun intended. Her or Donna Scott. Clearly Donna felt ignored that no one will help her with her damn skin grafts. Also it cannot be Ian...he's just too girly. Carly looked very suspicious with her terrible facial expressions of guilt and confusion. That or she had gas. She tells Chloe that Daniel is the dad and we get a giddy Chloe for an hour. Let the birthday party commence!
Nathan and Stephanie have sex. This is not important but they decided to do it for the whole episode. Go Hapka! Nathan might have also switched the test results, but for obviously dumb reasons. The test results have prob been altered three times at this rate. Maybe that nurse who got yelled at did it too because Carly yelled at her and got her in trouble with the nuns. Whatever! Nathan and Stephanie seem all happy, but Nathan also looks guilty and Stephanie wants to know who helped her out. This is riveting stuff.
Rafe interrupted Sami and EJ's wedding. For the whole hour he stopped the wedding...and revealed...wait for it...NOTHING!!! He wasted my time and I had to watch Sami with her ugly lipstick yell at him for "sleeping" with Nicole. Whatever! Next time there is a wedding I would also like Roman to NOT be invited and banned from speaking. Thanks!
Previews:
Bo tells Carly that he'll make sure that SOB pays for what he did. Okay so Baker will PAY for going along with Hope's plan but Hope will not pay for actually committing the crime. Makes PERFECT sense. Even Carly is like Whatchu talkin' bout Bo?!
EJ tells Rafe that he's had enough of him. Well I hate to say it but I agree with EJ. That and I've had enough of the damn storyline, but Rafe especially with his ability to drag out a speech over three damn episodes. Snails are faster than this dude.
Nicole screams at Brady that EJ's going to figure out she gave Rafe the CD and he's going to kill her. EJ won't kill her.....he'll just threaten really loudly and shake her that he will kill her. Nicole cannot die she is too important to the sale of alcohol in that damn town.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Weekend Passions
Well No Recap for today, sorry folks! I am packing for the weekend trip to BOSTON!!! Days Charity Events!!! Hanging with the cast this weekend then back next week.
Only big news for this episode: Stefano is Chad's Dad....ahem.. I TOLD YOU SO!!!! Told you guys!! You all better believe me next time I say something! Have a great weekend!!
Only big news for this episode: Stefano is Chad's Dad....ahem.. I TOLD YOU SO!!!! Told you guys!! You all better believe me next time I say something! Have a great weekend!!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
As Hope Gets Away With Shit Again!
Hope! Hope, Hope, Hope, Hope! Apparently the woman needs to kill babies to piss everyone off. Everyone defends the freakishly thin woman, and the one person who says she should pay, gets looked at like she has 5 heads. Arianna testifies AGAINST Hope, and everyone is like Whatttttt?! However, Arianna is...say it with me now...RIGHT! If I attacked a cop because I was hopped up on sleeping pills I would end up going to jail for a LONG time! Bo, Justin, and everyone with their sorry ass faces defend Hope, and she only gets 2 years in jail. We'd get more time for TAX EVASION! Let's just pray there is an intense Prison beating scene, because that is the ONLY thing that can save this storyline.
Brady drinks his ass off, visits his mom's grave, drinks some more, and then gets in a fight with Sami. Yeah life is really tough for you Brady. All you do is drink and complain about how crappy your life is. Last time I checked you were rich and had tons of loved ones. WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFEEE. At least he tells Sami off for being engaged to EJ. Sami is horny, but the penguin stops her from getting it on. That and Johnny is a little pervert who likes to watch his parents make out. Sami gets EJ to agree to wait until their wedding night to have sex. Now of ALL times Sami wants to wait...poor EJ.
Arianna sees Rafe and Nicole flirting and she wants to throw up. They are making out and Arianna freaks and cannot believe what she is seeing. Rafe is NOT smooth and somehow Nicole must be really drunk to not even notice HOW BAD he is at flirting with her. When they get to her place he shoves her into the door basically and she face plants. Then in the room they continue to flirt and Nicole is suspicious....but they end up starting to do it anyway. Okay about this....EWWWWWWWWW!
Previews: Vivian tells Gus that she has a plan to get that phony out of Victor's life. Maggie is not phony! Now Caroline on the other hand....Maggie is PERFECT for Victor because she doesn't put up with his shit and gives it right back to him.
EJ tells Arianna that he and Sami are getting married. She looks like she is going to puke again. Seriously I had hopes for these two, but it doesn't look like it will happen. BOO and BAD writing.
Sami sees Nicole and Rafe all up on each other half naked. Not to beat a dead horse but...EWWWWWWW.
Brady drinks his ass off, visits his mom's grave, drinks some more, and then gets in a fight with Sami. Yeah life is really tough for you Brady. All you do is drink and complain about how crappy your life is. Last time I checked you were rich and had tons of loved ones. WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFEEE. At least he tells Sami off for being engaged to EJ. Sami is horny, but the penguin stops her from getting it on. That and Johnny is a little pervert who likes to watch his parents make out. Sami gets EJ to agree to wait until their wedding night to have sex. Now of ALL times Sami wants to wait...poor EJ.
Arianna sees Rafe and Nicole flirting and she wants to throw up. They are making out and Arianna freaks and cannot believe what she is seeing. Rafe is NOT smooth and somehow Nicole must be really drunk to not even notice HOW BAD he is at flirting with her. When they get to her place he shoves her into the door basically and she face plants. Then in the room they continue to flirt and Nicole is suspicious....but they end up starting to do it anyway. Okay about this....EWWWWWWWWW!
Previews: Vivian tells Gus that she has a plan to get that phony out of Victor's life. Maggie is not phony! Now Caroline on the other hand....Maggie is PERFECT for Victor because she doesn't put up with his shit and gives it right back to him.
EJ tells Arianna that he and Sami are getting married. She looks like she is going to puke again. Seriously I had hopes for these two, but it doesn't look like it will happen. BOO and BAD writing.
Sami sees Nicole and Rafe all up on each other half naked. Not to beat a dead horse but...EWWWWWWW.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
One Rafe to Frisk
Hope wants to go to prison.....Well then, LET's LET HER! The woman weighs 8 pounds, and maybe time in the slammer will give her a weight gain. Her hair is bigger than her! Her rib cage itself being THAT visible is a crime. Julie and Bo try to talk her out of giving herself up, but she insists on going to jail. Bo talks to her lawyer and interferes of course. ASSHOLES! Let the thin freak go to jail where she belongs for two months! Ciara is better off not seeing her skeletal mother.
Melanie is getting choked to death and Nathan saves her. Actually Nathan shoves the guy and ends up hurting is elbow. He proceeds to whine about it for the entire episode. Melanie probably could have taken the guy, and we wouldn't have to hear Nathan complain. On a side note: Nathan is having a good Mark Hapka hair day. He even showered leaving his hair in that messy funk that I approve of. Stephanie is still with that chick Ian, who know has his or her hair in a ponytail. He hacks into the hospital computers for her but the test results are not ready, and Stephanie cannot believe it. Had the poor bastard figured it out he or she could have gotten laid. Nathan tells Stephanie about the attack on Melanie, and she could really care less. That was nice.
Daniel overhears Carly and Chloe talking about getting together the next day. Chloe tells him Carly is taking her out for her birthday. Wow, so somehow Chloe manages to not only lie but work in a present as well. You go girl! They repeat themselves and pretend to be friends in front of Daniel the entire episode. Way to waste a whole hour! Melanie stops by and the parents see her strangled neck. They smother her and she tells them to back off. Chloe and Carly are still going to meet up for the paternity test fun. Can Chloe take Carly clothes shopping instead? PLEASE?!
Lexie comes over and finds out that EJ and Sami are engaged. She is also really thankful the writers remember she exists and let her out of her secret cave in Never Neverland. Lexie is Stefano's daughter, you would think she'd get more screentime. She only comes out for emergency surgery and weddings/funerals. Stefano plays nice with Sami, who is shocked but accepts the peace offering. What hell is this show taking place in? I only like Stefano and Sami fights, not hugfests!! EJ and Sami are being gross as usual, but luckily something even more gross is going on. Rafe comes to Nicole's rescue when she gets accosted by a porn fan. He gets rid of the guy and buys Nicole booze. He is in her heart already!! Nicole is suspicious and even frisks Rafe. It was kind of hot but Nicole can do better than Rafe of all people. Hopefully these two are really drunk with the crappy dialogue they had to say. If Nicole and Rafe have sex....Ewwwwww!
Previews: Hope tells the judge she is guilty. Force feed her your honor!! That should be her punishment. She should have to gain 80 pounds. If you don't want to do that then I say death penalty all the way for trying to kill a cop!
Arianna yells at Rafe that he is out of his freakin' mind. Okay it would be kind of funny if Nicole became Arianna's sister in law, but since she is leaving we will never see that. Think of the Spanish fighting!!
EJ and Sami make out. Use protection...in fact....think of Caroline. That always ruins the mood for me.
Melanie is getting choked to death and Nathan saves her. Actually Nathan shoves the guy and ends up hurting is elbow. He proceeds to whine about it for the entire episode. Melanie probably could have taken the guy, and we wouldn't have to hear Nathan complain. On a side note: Nathan is having a good Mark Hapka hair day. He even showered leaving his hair in that messy funk that I approve of. Stephanie is still with that chick Ian, who know has his or her hair in a ponytail. He hacks into the hospital computers for her but the test results are not ready, and Stephanie cannot believe it. Had the poor bastard figured it out he or she could have gotten laid. Nathan tells Stephanie about the attack on Melanie, and she could really care less. That was nice.
Daniel overhears Carly and Chloe talking about getting together the next day. Chloe tells him Carly is taking her out for her birthday. Wow, so somehow Chloe manages to not only lie but work in a present as well. You go girl! They repeat themselves and pretend to be friends in front of Daniel the entire episode. Way to waste a whole hour! Melanie stops by and the parents see her strangled neck. They smother her and she tells them to back off. Chloe and Carly are still going to meet up for the paternity test fun. Can Chloe take Carly clothes shopping instead? PLEASE?!
Lexie comes over and finds out that EJ and Sami are engaged. She is also really thankful the writers remember she exists and let her out of her secret cave in Never Neverland. Lexie is Stefano's daughter, you would think she'd get more screentime. She only comes out for emergency surgery and weddings/funerals. Stefano plays nice with Sami, who is shocked but accepts the peace offering. What hell is this show taking place in? I only like Stefano and Sami fights, not hugfests!! EJ and Sami are being gross as usual, but luckily something even more gross is going on. Rafe comes to Nicole's rescue when she gets accosted by a porn fan. He gets rid of the guy and buys Nicole booze. He is in her heart already!! Nicole is suspicious and even frisks Rafe. It was kind of hot but Nicole can do better than Rafe of all people. Hopefully these two are really drunk with the crappy dialogue they had to say. If Nicole and Rafe have sex....Ewwwwww!
Previews: Hope tells the judge she is guilty. Force feed her your honor!! That should be her punishment. She should have to gain 80 pounds. If you don't want to do that then I say death penalty all the way for trying to kill a cop!
Arianna yells at Rafe that he is out of his freakin' mind. Okay it would be kind of funny if Nicole became Arianna's sister in law, but since she is leaving we will never see that. Think of the Spanish fighting!!
EJ and Sami make out. Use protection...in fact....think of Caroline. That always ruins the mood for me.
Monday, August 16, 2010
The Bold and the Boozing Nun
Stephanie almost gets caught by Melanie, but luckily it's Melanie she is dealing with so she gives her some stupid lie about hospital stuff. Stephanie cannot get into Dana Scott's medical file, so what does she do???? She calls a guy that looks like a girl!!! This guy looks like her brother without the bumpit. He also seems to want to sleep with her which is kinda weird because Stephanie is a boring freak. He seems willing to help her break into the hospital's medical records, but if she sleeps with this chick I will judge her harshly. Phillip learns that Nathan and Melanie working together at the free clinic. He thinks its really unsafe, but the rest of Salem is safe? Of course Melanie gets attacked by a homeless looking drug addict...no not Hope.
Rafe calls Victor to help him figure out how to get information out of Nicole. This was a HUGE waste of time. Victor just tells Rafe what we already know: that Nicole did porn and she always wants men to save her. DUH! Meanwhile, Nicole and Brady are having sex in the mansion. Oddly enough they stay in the living room where ANYONE can walk in!! Henderson was probably watching in the corner actually. When they finally get their cloths off Brady stops her and she's confused. He says he is done with her...no you are supposed to say that AFTER you slept with her! He starts drinking, and tells her to get lost. Nicole goes to the bar to start drinking, and Rafe is ready to "help" her. Ewwwww! These two kissing might make me barf.
Stefano walks in on Sami and EJ making out. God I hope they use protection this time. Will is also disgusted by his mother getting married for the 33rd time. Sami and EJ go together to tell Caroline and Roman about their engagement. Caroline looks like she needs some booze, and Roman might need a colonoscopy. They both are not happy but Sami says she does not care. You would think they would be used to her screwing up by now. I say skip the wedding and get drunk in your own establishment! Stefano talks to Will about Sami and EJ getting married. He tells Will he accepts the marriage because of the family, and how he's gotten to know Will. Will looks flattered and might be in love with Stefano...kind of gross. This bromance is freaking me out. Stefano then talks to EJ about the kidnapping, and EJ tells him to shut up, as Sami walks in. Knowing Sami she was tone deaf for that whole minute.
Daniel is having a drink with Carly and shows her the bracelet he got for Chloe. Carly is very uncomfortable although it might be because of that tight ass shirt they gave her to wear. She leaves, and Daniel is confused as always. Chloe arrives and Daniel gives her one of her birthday gifts a day early. It's a baby's cup and accessories. Chloe takes a minute and realizes it is not for her but the baby she is pregnant with. She was also upset it was not purchased at Tiffany's. When Chloe excuses herself to possibly pee, the nun from St. Mary's comes in. WHAT THE HELL IS A NUN DOING IN A BAR?! Daniel asks this very question, and it seems like Sister Anne is a boozer. Half this town is an alcoholic or need to be an alcoholic. Chloe cannot believe her shitty luck and hides in the corner. Carly walks in confused as hell and gives Chloe the side eye to hide. Sister Anne says her goodbyes, and Carly is wondering why the nun is in the damn bar. Later on, Chloe and Carly discuss meeting tomorrow for the results, and Daniel overhears them. They should lie to Daniel and tell them they are going for Birthday Brunch!
Previews: Chloe says to Carly that Daniel should know the truth. Well great another lie and fake out to make us think she will tell Daniel the truth when she really won't. Meanwhile you have Stephanie probably going to change the test results and RUIN everything. This storyline CANNOT get worse can it?!
Hope says she's going to prison. DREAMS DO COME TRUE FREAKY FACE!!
Nicole tosses a drink into Rafe's face and says No. Probably not a word that she says that often considering her past. Nicole gets turned down by Brady, Rafe gets turned down by Nicole and Sami....this dude cannot win. Maybe he should try Kate because she rarely ever says No.
Rafe calls Victor to help him figure out how to get information out of Nicole. This was a HUGE waste of time. Victor just tells Rafe what we already know: that Nicole did porn and she always wants men to save her. DUH! Meanwhile, Nicole and Brady are having sex in the mansion. Oddly enough they stay in the living room where ANYONE can walk in!! Henderson was probably watching in the corner actually. When they finally get their cloths off Brady stops her and she's confused. He says he is done with her...no you are supposed to say that AFTER you slept with her! He starts drinking, and tells her to get lost. Nicole goes to the bar to start drinking, and Rafe is ready to "help" her. Ewwwww! These two kissing might make me barf.
Stefano walks in on Sami and EJ making out. God I hope they use protection this time. Will is also disgusted by his mother getting married for the 33rd time. Sami and EJ go together to tell Caroline and Roman about their engagement. Caroline looks like she needs some booze, and Roman might need a colonoscopy. They both are not happy but Sami says she does not care. You would think they would be used to her screwing up by now. I say skip the wedding and get drunk in your own establishment! Stefano talks to Will about Sami and EJ getting married. He tells Will he accepts the marriage because of the family, and how he's gotten to know Will. Will looks flattered and might be in love with Stefano...kind of gross. This bromance is freaking me out. Stefano then talks to EJ about the kidnapping, and EJ tells him to shut up, as Sami walks in. Knowing Sami she was tone deaf for that whole minute.
Daniel is having a drink with Carly and shows her the bracelet he got for Chloe. Carly is very uncomfortable although it might be because of that tight ass shirt they gave her to wear. She leaves, and Daniel is confused as always. Chloe arrives and Daniel gives her one of her birthday gifts a day early. It's a baby's cup and accessories. Chloe takes a minute and realizes it is not for her but the baby she is pregnant with. She was also upset it was not purchased at Tiffany's. When Chloe excuses herself to possibly pee, the nun from St. Mary's comes in. WHAT THE HELL IS A NUN DOING IN A BAR?! Daniel asks this very question, and it seems like Sister Anne is a boozer. Half this town is an alcoholic or need to be an alcoholic. Chloe cannot believe her shitty luck and hides in the corner. Carly walks in confused as hell and gives Chloe the side eye to hide. Sister Anne says her goodbyes, and Carly is wondering why the nun is in the damn bar. Later on, Chloe and Carly discuss meeting tomorrow for the results, and Daniel overhears them. They should lie to Daniel and tell them they are going for Birthday Brunch!
Previews: Chloe says to Carly that Daniel should know the truth. Well great another lie and fake out to make us think she will tell Daniel the truth when she really won't. Meanwhile you have Stephanie probably going to change the test results and RUIN everything. This storyline CANNOT get worse can it?!
Hope says she's going to prison. DREAMS DO COME TRUE FREAKY FACE!!
Nicole tosses a drink into Rafe's face and says No. Probably not a word that she says that often considering her past. Nicole gets turned down by Brady, Rafe gets turned down by Nicole and Sami....this dude cannot win. Maybe he should try Kate because she rarely ever says No.
Friday, August 13, 2010
The Closet and the Restless Stephanie Trying to Breathe in It
Keeping it short and sweet for Friday seeing as how not much happened really.
Sami and EJ are planning their wedding. Apparently Sami wants ANOTHER LARGE wedding like she always has in Church. I don't understand how she is allowed to get married in Church again but WHATEVER! EJ wants to hurry up with the wedding which I am sure is Days writer's way of speeding up the anticipation of the big reveal that EJ was the kidnapper. However, it is not really all that exciting to be honest. Rafe is busy trying to figure out what Nicole's CD says. All you can hear is EJ sounding like Satan. Rafe figures out that EJ was the kidnapper but needs more proof from Nicole...who he will be seducing in a hot second. Sami and EJ tell Kate and Stefano the "great" news, and Kate almost choked to death like the rest of the town will when they find out.
Nicole is boozing it up with Rafe and tries to make him feel as crappy as she does. She should just show him a mirror to check out his eyebrows. Meanwhile, Brady is standing around wet and shirtless and Victor is like WTF. Victor thinks Brady is drinking because Hope beat him up. That's what I said! Victor lays into Brady for being upset at the Nicole situation and that he has feelings for her. Brady will NEVER learn, and has HORRIBLE taste in women. Nicole comes over and says she will go to the police and admit that she illegally obtained the cash. However, she is still lying about where the money came from. This chick never learns. Brady and Nicole start making out again, even though he is not sure he can trust her. Wouldn't it be funny if he sleeps with her and then dumps her all over again? Yeah it will happen.
Daniel wants to name his child after the Jonas brothers. Wow that wasn't a corny joke at all!! Jonas brothers....Dr. Jonas...GET IT?! Stephanie has been standing in the closet for so long she might keel over and die from lack of oxygen. Chloe calls Phil when Daniel leaves, and he comes over to discuss the baby some more. These two really want to get caught at this point. They bash Stephanie and then discuss how the baby might be his. Stephanie is freaking out in the closet and she should get locked in there for all eternity. Stephanie sneaks out and heads for St. Mary's to see if she can find out the results. Apparently her password for the regular hospital works at other hospitals....yeah that never happens people. Melanie and Daniel discuss how much she hates Stephanie, and then how she will be applying for the job at St. Mary's. Of Course, when Steph goes to St. Mary's she runs into Melanie. Okay someone shoot Steph for tampering with the DNA test like you know she will. Who the hell does she think she is Sami Brady?!
Sami and EJ are planning their wedding. Apparently Sami wants ANOTHER LARGE wedding like she always has in Church. I don't understand how she is allowed to get married in Church again but WHATEVER! EJ wants to hurry up with the wedding which I am sure is Days writer's way of speeding up the anticipation of the big reveal that EJ was the kidnapper. However, it is not really all that exciting to be honest. Rafe is busy trying to figure out what Nicole's CD says. All you can hear is EJ sounding like Satan. Rafe figures out that EJ was the kidnapper but needs more proof from Nicole...who he will be seducing in a hot second. Sami and EJ tell Kate and Stefano the "great" news, and Kate almost choked to death like the rest of the town will when they find out.
Nicole is boozing it up with Rafe and tries to make him feel as crappy as she does. She should just show him a mirror to check out his eyebrows. Meanwhile, Brady is standing around wet and shirtless and Victor is like WTF. Victor thinks Brady is drinking because Hope beat him up. That's what I said! Victor lays into Brady for being upset at the Nicole situation and that he has feelings for her. Brady will NEVER learn, and has HORRIBLE taste in women. Nicole comes over and says she will go to the police and admit that she illegally obtained the cash. However, she is still lying about where the money came from. This chick never learns. Brady and Nicole start making out again, even though he is not sure he can trust her. Wouldn't it be funny if he sleeps with her and then dumps her all over again? Yeah it will happen.
Daniel wants to name his child after the Jonas brothers. Wow that wasn't a corny joke at all!! Jonas brothers....Dr. Jonas...GET IT?! Stephanie has been standing in the closet for so long she might keel over and die from lack of oxygen. Chloe calls Phil when Daniel leaves, and he comes over to discuss the baby some more. These two really want to get caught at this point. They bash Stephanie and then discuss how the baby might be his. Stephanie is freaking out in the closet and she should get locked in there for all eternity. Stephanie sneaks out and heads for St. Mary's to see if she can find out the results. Apparently her password for the regular hospital works at other hospitals....yeah that never happens people. Melanie and Daniel discuss how much she hates Stephanie, and then how she will be applying for the job at St. Mary's. Of Course, when Steph goes to St. Mary's she runs into Melanie. Okay someone shoot Steph for tampering with the DNA test like you know she will. Who the hell does she think she is Sami Brady?!
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