Friday, August 6, 2010

The Young Middle Easterner and the Restless Whore

The whole episode takes place at the police station and St. Mary's practically. Hope admits that she is the mugger, even though Dick tries to stop her. She admits she knows Dick, and everyone is shocked that Hope has seen DICK! The Dick jokes just keep coming. Roman thinks he has caught the mugger and doesn't understand why Hope is confessing. Apparently they never taught confessions to Roman in the police academy. Brady beats up Dick during Hope's confession, and Nicole tries to stop him, but admits nothing about her part in everything. Doug, Julie, and Caroline all stay with Ciara. They are wondering what the hell is going on, but they all agree that this is Carly's fault. She even got Hope to turn to drugs. DAMN THAT CARLY MANNING!Roman forgives Hope for mugging him after they watch her "I did it with my Bumpit" video. Bo wants to arrest Dick for the crimes, but Hope turns herself in and he arrests her for her crimes. She should get the death penalty for making us watch this stupid storyline and her bony ass butt. Brady also rudely ends things with Nicole again, throwing her around as she screams that she loves him. When a guy has sex with you and then throws you to the ground....YOU DO NOT BEG HIM TO TAKE YOU BACK! Brady also informs us what a "true whore" is...I was flattered he mentioned me. My favorite part of the episode: The 24 style ending with boxes of Hope, Bo, and Ciara's faces....it was tacky yet...okay no it was just tacky.

Carly says that Daniel cannot talk to the patient because.....she is MIDDLE EASTERN!Guess what Carly also seems to know the language! Wow who knew Carly Manning spoke Arabic, it is like we learn something knew everyday! Daniel and Melanie buy her lies, while Chloe is still hiding behind that damn curtain. Daniel and Melanie are confused because they did not know Carly works with immigrants...is Carly racist and no one knew? Chloe thanks Carly for lying and we learn Chloe will find out the paternity of her baby on her birthday. It is the gift that keeps on giving! Carly hates lying but she will keep doing it, even though its getting harder now that Melanie won't shut up about how great her mom is. Melanie gets offered a job at St. Mary's but turns it down to work with her fabulous parents....which is foreshadowing that it IS NOT CARLY AND DANIEL! Chloe sneaks out of her room, thinks she forgets her phone, but then remembers she has it...God I wish this was a joke. She runs into Daniel and he falls for her lies because he is dumber than usual.

Previews: Sami yells at Dick that he set them up that sick bastard. So he gave you a dying baby big deal! Okay that actually is a big deal..punch him Sami!

Hope tells Justin that she deserves to suffer for what she's done. Yes she deserves to suffer for not eating and offending my eyes. I'm still rooting for a prison yard storyline where she gets her ass kicked by a big bitch named Lily. A Dainty name for a big woman.

Brady yells at Arianna to give him a drink! Okay he must be dumb because if you want booze you go to Nicole, not Arianna. So Brady falls off the wagon because Nicole lies to him again. If he does this every time she lied he would die of alcohol poisoning.

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