As the Whore Falls Down the Stairs

Hope pretty much scares the shit out of everyone....pardon my French. It's true though. She runs into Carly and they have a disturbing conversation, where Crystal Chappell actually looked freaked out by Kristian Alfonso. Hope calls Carly her hero, she is everything she wants to be. She wants to fly higher than an eagle, because Carly is the wind beneath her wings. She admires her for killing Larry, and I'm just waiting for this version of Hope to ask to borrow Carly's knife. Bo tells Adrienne, and later on Carly after he learns about that story, that he thinks Hope is acting like a different person. So to recap....Bo is clueless, Carly and Adrienne are freaked out, and Hope has still not eaten since 1997. Dick buys Hope her supplies, and when she sees stuff missing she gets upset. She warns Dick to not get in her way...she will kill Bo. Okay we know that won't happen, but can she maybe hit him over the head a few times?

Stefano is napping. Not joking really, but Lexie and Kate rush in thinking he has died...they've apparently never met the guy who doesn't die. Lexie is annoyed her father is toying with his medication, and Stefano is all smiles to just see his daughter. Most people just call or go to visit, not rush to the hospital in an ambulance. Stefano wonders why Kate called Maddie, and he learns that Chad is asking questions. Stefano worries that Madeline won't keep her mouth shut....the irony is she got paid alot to probably keep her mouth open. YEAH I SAID IT! Prostitutes!

EJ is still waiting for this hot guy named Marco to bring Nicole to him. In the meantime he gets a visit from Arianna, and they discuss nothing important until he tells her he's leaving town. She asks questions, but he gets around them. Meanwhile Nicole is with Brady and a booze free Nicole leaves me....annoyed. She kisses him, but Brady pushes her off. HOWEVER, later on Brady fantasizes about a Nicole make out session, and he is shirtless so he can do whatever right now. Arianna is soaking wet and wakes Brady from his dream, but the two still have that same conversation they always have about not being together and wanting the other to be happy. Might be the first time they were both half naked and DID NOT have sex. Nicole is upset at the supply of booze at the DiMera mansion, as am I. She tells EJ she will NOT tell his secret because she wants both he and Sami to suffer. At least she believes in equal opportunity...and this just became even more boring!


Chad confronts Madeline about her past as a WHORE...again Chad..CALL GIRL! HIGH PRICED HOOKER! My favorite part had to be when he asked her if her charged alot...good question! Madeline gives him a hard slap across the face..probably not the first time she has slapped a man...oh yeah. Chad tells her he learned the truth from Will, and she finally admits her sketchy past. However, she also lets it slip her husband does not know the truth and there are SECRETS...uh oh. Someone call Maury because we need a paternity test stat! Chad runs off and Madeline goes after him, but when she grabs him he shakes her off and she does a backflip down the PIER steps. Jessica Tuck was great and I realllllyyyyy wanted her to stay...why she always got to die?! Also, for a place that sees so many deaths, the PIER is a town hotspot...just saying.

Previews: Phillip asks Chloe if Daniel bought their story. Okay these two seriously need to just stop talking. Take a break from each other until it is time to do a paternity test please. Until then keep your mouths shut and stop looking at each other like you've seen each other naked so much!

Bo tells Roman he is worried about Hope and something strange is going on with her. I love the fact it took him so long to even notice, and he had to be told by other people. Also, of all people to go to help with the situation you call ROMAN?! Roman cannot get words out of his mouth let alone give advice about Hope of all people. Also you should have noticed something was wrong with her when she dropped 40 pounds and now weighs a whopping 79 pounds.

Hope tells Dick it's time for Bo to die. For someone who mugged people so quickly she sure is taking her precious time to kill the guy. Just do it! This cray cray Hope thing could have been better if she wasn't so cray cray when she was normal Hope.