It's been so long since I have done a #Days (wink wink) blog. First off, let me explain that. The show was reaching a point of stale that I had no comments what was going on onscreen, let alone offscreen between actors on the show. I've made it a point to not comment on actors at this point because no one can handle criticism even when it is constructive anymore, so those comments I will keep to myself. (my staple example: I once said Rafe was a moron, and this one lady said I was mean to Galen....yeah no sweetie, and Rafe is still not a real person, nor is he Galen). Also, my computer broke for an entire month, so I haven't been able to comment on exits, storylines, and the Days reboot this week.
So AWAY WE GO. Remember be prepared to disagree...you have been warned.
Exits of Four Female Characters: We said goodbye to Taylor, Vivian, and Carly all in one day on the show. Thinking it is pretty clear you all know I hated the character of Taylor. She was so freaking annoying, and she had more screentime than most of the character favorites. That being said I was glad she exited, but was it entirely necessary to make the whole prostitute/Quinn storyline horror show about her in the end? No it didn't. It also made no sense she got a longer goodbye than two veterans of the show, but I digress. Sayonara Taylor, may you go mute offscreen.
Vivian's goodbye had to be the worst. There was singing people....SINGING! She was carted off to India to star in Bollywood movies. Excuse my language but WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Then you have Carly boarding a plane for a minute and a half and the next day Melanie forgets her. Okay then! The way they wrote for Carly I was half expecting her to hit her head on the plane door and die of a brain hemorrhage. My point: it is really great the show treats female actresses onscreen as well as they do offscreen. (SARCASM). So whether you hated these character it really is not the point...the point is the show can do the same to YOUR favorites, but unfortunately there is very little room for respect and professional courtesy in this sort of business.
Then there is poor Chloe who gets thrown into a coma. Out of all four characters, she had the best reasons for STAYING in Salem. She has love interests at every turn, friends, and enemies. It made sense for her to stay but the "powers that be" decided why would we keep someone who would be giving us free press on a highly watched network in PRIMETIME. The great decisions just keep getting better. Kudos to everyone for putting up with bad writing, and working their butts off. Extra kudos go to Nadia for putting up with this crap for 10 years, where they turned a once loved character into a moronic nymphomaniac for no reason whatsoever.
Now on to the REBOOT: Did I enjoy the Salem Horton town square unveiling...Brace yourselves...YES.
I am as shocked as the rest of you. I was excited by new scenery, ensemble scenes, different character interactions, and I can tell the writing was different in a good way.
Do I enjoy the fact that Carrie has uttered about 5 lines of dialogue since she has been back..YES THANK GOD! I will NEVER like her. You cannot pay me.
Here is where the warning comes in...has this been a wonderful kick off week and ode to the old Days? Yes it has, however STORYLINES HAVE NOT started completely. This is the storyline setup so of course it's going to be interesting, but I will reserve judgement of all things until the next time I'm pissed off at this show...which should be about a week from now.
Bo and Hope....you are still boring, now you are just boring with lots of making out. Your fans wanted a story, and we get dose of diabetic I love you, no I love you more stuff. This better be headed in some kind of direction.
Maggie and Victor.....cute but you just know shit is about to go down.
Justin and Adrienne....very cute but guess what....stuck in the nightmare that is recurring.
Chad and Abby.....so much potential but let's see if they are smart enough to use them.
Marlena and John.....between the long dramatic pauses, the eyebrow arches, and the something must smell in this room looks.....I'm not even going to front, I secretly love how annoyingly perfect they both THINK they are. John acts like Jesus, Marlena thinks she is Mother Teresa with an "I can have sex" badge.
Will...........yeah still gay. They better keep this story because it is the only one I am sticking around for.
I can go on and on but like I said I will reserve judgement......until the day Jack shaves off that scanky gross beard and he gets tested for rabies. Take care everyone. We can get through this, and if not, we can at least continue with the mocking, and I will always be there for that!
P.S. ....since its the hot topic today. If James Scott leaves of his own free will to pursue other things...Good for him. If the show is using all their funds to keep vets onscreen....not cool, but I get it is a business. However, I do not nor will I ever understand why you would dump a two time Emmy nominated actor who you wrote shitty dialogue for, arguably destroyed as a good character, and turned into an even shittier bad character! Do I hate EJ: no, he makes for good story....Do I hate what the writers do to EJ, yes. End of Rant. Love you all, thanks for reading!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
I'd Like September to Get Here NOW
I'm basically doing this blog today because people have been missing it! I wish I had new things to report though. The show is pretty sucky, and supposedly September is when the BIG CHANGES start to happen. So far Marlena and John, Carrie and Austin, and Jack are the confirmed returns.
Okay where to start...Rafe 2 was finally revealed. My take on it was that it was STUPID. The huge reveal was so lackluster. Rafe 2 was funny, but what wasn't funny was the huge waste of time that this story took to happen. It was not entertaining. Also involving Bo and Hope now..While I like big story plots involving a bunch of characters...this wasn't done well at all. Hope and Bo just stand there every single time repeating Sami dialogue or vice versa. Also EJ and Stefano got caught, but won't really get in trouble which we knew would happen anyway so again...WHAT WAS THE POINT? At least we had cute Johnny stuff but even he is getting put on the backburner.
Chloe is sleeping with ugly people, while Quinn is reconnecting with Vivian. Again I don't care because Vivian will be sent off and Chloe is just getting tortured again for no reason and nothing great will come of it because she is also leaving. Quinn is gross and I don't need him to stick around if Chloe and Vivian are not going to. Either bring Chloe back or show Quinn the door. He had potential as a villain until it was decided he was Vivian's son, which still makes NO SENSE at all. The plus side of Vivian leaving....it looks like she will be reunited with......IVANNNNNNNN. He should have been with her from the beginning but at least he will be there to see her off.
Quinn is also going after Carly now. Again...I could care less. Carly's drug storyline is terrible. She could overdose tomorrow and I could really care less because the story is written so bad. I'm sure with her dying breath she will be screaming she loves Daniel which is complete and utter bullshit. She loves Bo. They should have just made her a total bitch who tried to keep Bo. That would have made more sense than falling in love with Daniel and snorting pain killers. Also, Jen making the situation worse by letting Carly off the hook for the drugs...ALSO stupid. I don't care about Carly 2.0. She isn't Carly 1.0 and they had no intention of any kind of character development at all, or chance of a decent story because she was only brought on for ratings. Daniel DOES NOT want to get with Carly. This is making a pathetic character even more pathetic. DO NOT want to see it thanks, nor do I need to see her go to rehab. This whole thing was a waste of time, and when it comes down to it don't be surprised if in a few months we find out that Melanie is not Carly's daughter with the way the show is going.
Chad and Abby. Stop talking about babies, you guys barely know each other. Date and be normal and stop with all the heavy daddy issues. We get it, you don't like your dads....Shut up.
Lexie....still waiting for a damn affair.
Stefano...stop disowning children or you will end up with more adoptive kids like you used to, or worse...all of Kate's kids will move back into the DiMera mansion. Concentrate on Johnny, he's the real DiMera.
Okay the return of John and Marlena..I honestly think the writers might screw this up, but hey its John and Marlena and they are a CORE supercouple so we can stay hopeful. As far as Carrie and Austin...I want to THROW UP. I LOATHE Carrie, I have never liked her, except for those few months she was with Mike Horton. I don't like her, she's too goody goody, and why bring on another goody goody when we already have Jen and Hope. Carrie is Jen and Hope on SPEED. She always lectures Sami, and unless Sami goes back to old Sami, this does not work. Even if Sami goes back to old Sami (fingers crossed)...bringing Carrie back is a waste of time. She is pointless and a waste of airtime.
My question: Where are the female villains? Nicole and Kate are the only real villains left on the show, and Nicole's very likable actually considering how annoyingly weak the rest of the women are. They needed to bring Kristen back, but they blew it. Perfect opportunity to have a real female villain who did nothing redeeming back on the canvas. You cannot count Vivian because she never gets ANYTHING DONE and she is leaving. So my guess is, bad Sami will be back because there is no one else.
Best storyline going on: Sonny being gay. It's cute, well handled, and actually well written. It has its corny moments when necessary, and its not forced. Adrienne, Justin, and Victor are all interesting to watch and it was great to see them all included in this story. I just wish more stories were like this one. Well written, and interesting to watch. The real test to this story will be bringing Will in and seeing how the Bradys and Kiriakis' interact with the whole thing. It will be going slow but lets just hope that slow means GOOD.
Taylor.
Taylor.......
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor........
Yeah Taylor needs to DIE!
I would like the return of a Salem Serial Killer. Death list should be as follows: McCarthy should be killed, followed by ABE, followed by Caroline who gets in the way after the killer goes after Hope, followed by Roman, followed by Taylor who dives in front of EJ. Followed by, I don't care who did it, and they need a damn medal for getting rid of these people. You may proceed to add others as you see fit to be killed, but I cannot see the show getting rid of EJ or Rafe for all you Safes and Ejamis who are still dreaming lol. However I say stab both Rafe and EJ and let them share a hospital room.
End of rant, and hopefully I'll have more to bitch about in the coming weeks. Happy Summer everyone!
Okay where to start...Rafe 2 was finally revealed. My take on it was that it was STUPID. The huge reveal was so lackluster. Rafe 2 was funny, but what wasn't funny was the huge waste of time that this story took to happen. It was not entertaining. Also involving Bo and Hope now..While I like big story plots involving a bunch of characters...this wasn't done well at all. Hope and Bo just stand there every single time repeating Sami dialogue or vice versa. Also EJ and Stefano got caught, but won't really get in trouble which we knew would happen anyway so again...WHAT WAS THE POINT? At least we had cute Johnny stuff but even he is getting put on the backburner.
Chloe is sleeping with ugly people, while Quinn is reconnecting with Vivian. Again I don't care because Vivian will be sent off and Chloe is just getting tortured again for no reason and nothing great will come of it because she is also leaving. Quinn is gross and I don't need him to stick around if Chloe and Vivian are not going to. Either bring Chloe back or show Quinn the door. He had potential as a villain until it was decided he was Vivian's son, which still makes NO SENSE at all. The plus side of Vivian leaving....it looks like she will be reunited with......IVANNNNNNNN. He should have been with her from the beginning but at least he will be there to see her off.
Quinn is also going after Carly now. Again...I could care less. Carly's drug storyline is terrible. She could overdose tomorrow and I could really care less because the story is written so bad. I'm sure with her dying breath she will be screaming she loves Daniel which is complete and utter bullshit. She loves Bo. They should have just made her a total bitch who tried to keep Bo. That would have made more sense than falling in love with Daniel and snorting pain killers. Also, Jen making the situation worse by letting Carly off the hook for the drugs...ALSO stupid. I don't care about Carly 2.0. She isn't Carly 1.0 and they had no intention of any kind of character development at all, or chance of a decent story because she was only brought on for ratings. Daniel DOES NOT want to get with Carly. This is making a pathetic character even more pathetic. DO NOT want to see it thanks, nor do I need to see her go to rehab. This whole thing was a waste of time, and when it comes down to it don't be surprised if in a few months we find out that Melanie is not Carly's daughter with the way the show is going.
Chad and Abby. Stop talking about babies, you guys barely know each other. Date and be normal and stop with all the heavy daddy issues. We get it, you don't like your dads....Shut up.
Lexie....still waiting for a damn affair.
Stefano...stop disowning children or you will end up with more adoptive kids like you used to, or worse...all of Kate's kids will move back into the DiMera mansion. Concentrate on Johnny, he's the real DiMera.
Okay the return of John and Marlena..I honestly think the writers might screw this up, but hey its John and Marlena and they are a CORE supercouple so we can stay hopeful. As far as Carrie and Austin...I want to THROW UP. I LOATHE Carrie, I have never liked her, except for those few months she was with Mike Horton. I don't like her, she's too goody goody, and why bring on another goody goody when we already have Jen and Hope. Carrie is Jen and Hope on SPEED. She always lectures Sami, and unless Sami goes back to old Sami, this does not work. Even if Sami goes back to old Sami (fingers crossed)...bringing Carrie back is a waste of time. She is pointless and a waste of airtime.
My question: Where are the female villains? Nicole and Kate are the only real villains left on the show, and Nicole's very likable actually considering how annoyingly weak the rest of the women are. They needed to bring Kristen back, but they blew it. Perfect opportunity to have a real female villain who did nothing redeeming back on the canvas. You cannot count Vivian because she never gets ANYTHING DONE and she is leaving. So my guess is, bad Sami will be back because there is no one else.
Best storyline going on: Sonny being gay. It's cute, well handled, and actually well written. It has its corny moments when necessary, and its not forced. Adrienne, Justin, and Victor are all interesting to watch and it was great to see them all included in this story. I just wish more stories were like this one. Well written, and interesting to watch. The real test to this story will be bringing Will in and seeing how the Bradys and Kiriakis' interact with the whole thing. It will be going slow but lets just hope that slow means GOOD.
Taylor.
Taylor.......
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor........
Yeah Taylor needs to DIE!
I would like the return of a Salem Serial Killer. Death list should be as follows: McCarthy should be killed, followed by ABE, followed by Caroline who gets in the way after the killer goes after Hope, followed by Roman, followed by Taylor who dives in front of EJ. Followed by, I don't care who did it, and they need a damn medal for getting rid of these people. You may proceed to add others as you see fit to be killed, but I cannot see the show getting rid of EJ or Rafe for all you Safes and Ejamis who are still dreaming lol. However I say stab both Rafe and EJ and let them share a hospital room.
End of rant, and hopefully I'll have more to bitch about in the coming weeks. Happy Summer everyone!
Friday, June 10, 2011
In the Words of Marvin Gaye, WHAT'S GOING ON?
Crystal FIRED, Louise FIRED, Bren FIRED, Tamara FIRED, Nadia FIRED, San Francisco FIRED.....
That was my recap by the way, of the firings. I thought Dario and Taylor were waste of space characters, I've made that clear. I don't really mourn their loss, even though I think Tamara is a great actress and Francisco signed off with some class. Their characters were written TERRIBLY.
I don't really understand the Nadia firing out of everyone honestly. She has romantic ties to pretty much the WHOLE DAMN TOWN. She has a history with Kate, Nicole, and Sami doing battle, so to say she had no direction is bogus. They should have fixed her character assassination. A smart character was turned into a ho-bag moron, but then again most of the women on the show have been turned into snivelling whining babies who suffer 24 hours a day.
Quinn had potential to be a great villain but the prostitution thing WAS GROSS! I do not want to watch it and I can't make fun of something so demeaning.
Am I surprised Crystal and Louise were fired? ......no sorry. I love both women but the writers brought them back, gave them shitty writing, and then destroyed them to the point where neither was given screen time. They brought her back for RATINGS, that's what HE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED likes to do. He doesn't give a damn about his show until renewal time. Now he's taking an interest so what happens...He gets rid of them because he really didn't want them around in the first place. I'm convinced this dude gets kicks out of playing God to a fictional town, where he solely has a hard on for a couple named Bo and Hope who he enjoys torturing until he realizes oooooo that's right people are watching. We get it, Bo is the love of Hope's life. WE GET IT, and its boring because you choose to either torture them with the same dialogue EVERY TIME, or decide time for a Bo affair!
Whatever either way, EVERYONE is getting Screwed in this. Bope fans, celebrate ALLL YOU WANT, but the guy will torture you and not deliver anything he promises. If the show was cancelled tomorrow would Bo and Hope be together...YES, will they get more than two lines of dialogue? NO, you know why....THEY WERE TURNED INTO BORING MESSES!
And all the other couples WERE RUINED! #Magic....not moving forward at all....#State....barely any airtime....#Safe....Boring and Ridiculous Doppleganger Crap....#Ejami...apparently EJ has forgotten Sami exits...#Nicole and EVERYONE....She still alone....#Carbo...NEVER HAD A CHANCE......#Broe/#Phloe/#Danloe.....Screwed and not in a good way beyond comparison. #Ejaylor...I JUST PUKED EVERYWHERE...#Will...still not allowed to be gay yet, but slowly, slowly, slowly...oh look SLOWLY...and I could do this for everyone.
As far as RUMORS on the Internet.....And this is where people will start in on me OF COURSE, but I am used to it. Do I agree with a certain blogger's behavior? No, I honestly find it unprofessional and creating a fan war when the show is tanking is never safe or classy. IGNORE HIM IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT. I am not a fan of Kristian Alfonso at all! You all honestly could not PAY me to like her, you know why?...Actually none of your business, it's my opinion. HAHA. Do I agree with the way last night was handled? NO.
As for what I personally believe to be true......welllllllll hahaha ummmmmmm, I don't feel like arguing with people today but I can say that nothing no longer surprises me in Soaps......except crazy fan behavior. ITS JUST A SHOW!
By the way YOU ARE ALL FIRED! xo
That was my recap by the way, of the firings. I thought Dario and Taylor were waste of space characters, I've made that clear. I don't really mourn their loss, even though I think Tamara is a great actress and Francisco signed off with some class. Their characters were written TERRIBLY.
I don't really understand the Nadia firing out of everyone honestly. She has romantic ties to pretty much the WHOLE DAMN TOWN. She has a history with Kate, Nicole, and Sami doing battle, so to say she had no direction is bogus. They should have fixed her character assassination. A smart character was turned into a ho-bag moron, but then again most of the women on the show have been turned into snivelling whining babies who suffer 24 hours a day.
Quinn had potential to be a great villain but the prostitution thing WAS GROSS! I do not want to watch it and I can't make fun of something so demeaning.
Am I surprised Crystal and Louise were fired? ......no sorry. I love both women but the writers brought them back, gave them shitty writing, and then destroyed them to the point where neither was given screen time. They brought her back for RATINGS, that's what HE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED likes to do. He doesn't give a damn about his show until renewal time. Now he's taking an interest so what happens...He gets rid of them because he really didn't want them around in the first place. I'm convinced this dude gets kicks out of playing God to a fictional town, where he solely has a hard on for a couple named Bo and Hope who he enjoys torturing until he realizes oooooo that's right people are watching. We get it, Bo is the love of Hope's life. WE GET IT, and its boring because you choose to either torture them with the same dialogue EVERY TIME, or decide time for a Bo affair!
Whatever either way, EVERYONE is getting Screwed in this. Bope fans, celebrate ALLL YOU WANT, but the guy will torture you and not deliver anything he promises. If the show was cancelled tomorrow would Bo and Hope be together...YES, will they get more than two lines of dialogue? NO, you know why....THEY WERE TURNED INTO BORING MESSES!
And all the other couples WERE RUINED! #Magic....not moving forward at all....#State....barely any airtime....#Safe....Boring and Ridiculous Doppleganger Crap....#Ejami...apparently EJ has forgotten Sami exits...#Nicole and EVERYONE....She still alone....#Carbo...NEVER HAD A CHANCE......#Broe/#Phloe/#Danloe.....Screwed and not in a good way beyond comparison. #Ejaylor...I JUST PUKED EVERYWHERE...#Will...still not allowed to be gay yet, but slowly, slowly, slowly...oh look SLOWLY...and I could do this for everyone.
As far as RUMORS on the Internet.....And this is where people will start in on me OF COURSE, but I am used to it. Do I agree with a certain blogger's behavior? No, I honestly find it unprofessional and creating a fan war when the show is tanking is never safe or classy. IGNORE HIM IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT. I am not a fan of Kristian Alfonso at all! You all honestly could not PAY me to like her, you know why?...Actually none of your business, it's my opinion. HAHA. Do I agree with the way last night was handled? NO.
As for what I personally believe to be true......welllllllll hahaha ummmmmmm, I don't feel like arguing with people today but I can say that nothing no longer surprises me in Soaps......except crazy fan behavior. ITS JUST A SHOW!
By the way YOU ARE ALL FIRED! xo
Friday, May 27, 2011
I Just Realized that Hot Mess was Sweeps
Okay figured I'd do a blog for this holiday weekend. So Days' has new head writers, but does that mean things will really change? I am not super confident and we'll have to see how this plays out. Word on the Internet is the writers are rewriting some Higley stuff and scrapping some storylines. If Will being gay gets scrapped, well LAME! My vote would be for Chloe's prostitute storyline, Rafe2/Rafe1 lasting a damn eternity, or EJAYLOR.
Something tells me Ejaylor isn't going anywhere. Why do I think this?....Because Days never does what I want lol. I get physically repulsed and bored by these two people together in a room. It would be like watching Abe and Roman get entire episodes where they discuss crime in Salem. Spoiler alert: they have sex next week. No not Abe and Roman, although while visually disturbing that would actually be an intriguing storyline. No EJ and Taylor have sex. Cue the pregnancy, cue the nausea, cue Nicole doing something stupid. Taylor is NOT a sympathetic character, we DO NOT love her like the whole damn town does, and SHE IS WRONG. It is getting really annoying that NO ONE is saying to her that it's wrong to go after your sister's husband. Nicole is RIGHT, and I hope she cuts the bitches face off and we get a new Taylor all over again.
Chloe's storyline I would LOVE to see scrapped. Women on this show get shit on. It's true, but having a woman forced into prostitution is disgusting. Seriously this is a topic that is not comfortable to watch, and you know Days won't do anything impressive writing wise to show the realities of prostitution. All they will do is show Chloe sleeping with some old ugly dude in a wife beater once a week. I can't willingly enjoy watching a woman get raped on a weekly basis, because if Chloe gets blackmailed into doing this then it really is like she is getting raped. GROSS! We know Days loves raping women, it is there thing, but I am really getting tired of the Chloe has to suffer the most crap. Whether you love or hate the character, she was once intelligent and then boom she became a moron who just sleeps around. I don't like Taylor, we all know this, and I wouldn't even want to see HER go through this. It is disgusting and it takes a GREAT DEAL to offend me of all people. Kind of like that off putting DATE RAPE throwaway scene that was done this week. Bad taste, bad writing, and while we all joke about Days writing being bad and medical jargon being inaccurate, the Date Rape scene of a therapist telling Jen about a girl being raped after the girl expressed she didn't want to share her story was...DISGUSTING.
That is the end of that rant, and I will leave you with this to ponder: Will is so gay that when he asked Gaby if she basically wanted to have sex on prom night and she said yes, he gave the I JUST SHIT MY PANTS look. Hot Mess tip of the week: Whether you are a gay male or a lesbian female and unsure about things, don't ask your current heterosexual love interest if they want to have sex because they might say yes.
Dear Quinn, I need some drugs, Much love, Hot Mess Mandy.
Maggie and Victor broke up again, which is amazing since they broke up last week. Not all old people have memory problems. Listen I love these two, but all this build up crap and no payoff is starting to get on my last damn nerve. Speaking of old bags....CAROLINE...I thoroughly enjoyed Sami telling Caroline not to judge her "forgiving Rafe" considering Shawn forgave her for cheating. THANK YOU! It is seriously about time someone put that senile dentures falling out bitch in her place.
Random Question: Where is Hope? First she had that long sleep when one day on Days took place over 15 episodes. Then she finally figured out Maggie and Victor like each other, and then she disappeared. Listen I had to sit through that terrible prison storyline, give the lady something to work with please. Bo and Hope get back together but we don't see them together. That makes PERFECT SENSE.
I did enjoy Carly telling Bo to mind his business this week. LONG OVERDUE thank you. However I find it hysterical she has to be strung out on pills to work up the nerve to tell him off. Bo, you are married and you keep getting in Carly's face when you have made it clear you don't want to be with her...so take my advice...GET OUT OF HER FACE AND GIVE HER SPACE. Yes that rhymed. While I am giving out advice, Dear Carly..Menopause is nothing to be ashamed of, get on a hormone pack you are crying all over the place and having hot flashes. Also, everyone knows you are German now. Deal with it. You are scaring poor Abigail and if you keep this up I am pretty sure Jen will force you into weekly events like Tupperware parties and book club meetings. Also, I'm pretty sure you were in love with Bo last week, so falling for Daniel now makes no sense. Yes he is hot and it is okay to fantasize, but seriously....EWWWWWWWW.
Lexie....Go away seriously if you are not going to cheat on Abe.
Kate and Vivian..... Please just engage in catfights on a daily basis.
Nicole............ Kill Taylor.
Rafe and Sami....just please no babies for now. I'm so confused with Rafe1/Rafe2/Rafe3 that I think Rafe Jr. would just make matters worse.
Brady.....Get naked.
Melanie....If you pick Dario over Brady I will send Taco Bell to the Days set everyday as a form of protest.
Have a great Memorial Day weekend everyone!!! Enjoy your holiday and hopefully the storylines GET BETTER!
Something tells me Ejaylor isn't going anywhere. Why do I think this?....Because Days never does what I want lol. I get physically repulsed and bored by these two people together in a room. It would be like watching Abe and Roman get entire episodes where they discuss crime in Salem. Spoiler alert: they have sex next week. No not Abe and Roman, although while visually disturbing that would actually be an intriguing storyline. No EJ and Taylor have sex. Cue the pregnancy, cue the nausea, cue Nicole doing something stupid. Taylor is NOT a sympathetic character, we DO NOT love her like the whole damn town does, and SHE IS WRONG. It is getting really annoying that NO ONE is saying to her that it's wrong to go after your sister's husband. Nicole is RIGHT, and I hope she cuts the bitches face off and we get a new Taylor all over again.
Chloe's storyline I would LOVE to see scrapped. Women on this show get shit on. It's true, but having a woman forced into prostitution is disgusting. Seriously this is a topic that is not comfortable to watch, and you know Days won't do anything impressive writing wise to show the realities of prostitution. All they will do is show Chloe sleeping with some old ugly dude in a wife beater once a week. I can't willingly enjoy watching a woman get raped on a weekly basis, because if Chloe gets blackmailed into doing this then it really is like she is getting raped. GROSS! We know Days loves raping women, it is there thing, but I am really getting tired of the Chloe has to suffer the most crap. Whether you love or hate the character, she was once intelligent and then boom she became a moron who just sleeps around. I don't like Taylor, we all know this, and I wouldn't even want to see HER go through this. It is disgusting and it takes a GREAT DEAL to offend me of all people. Kind of like that off putting DATE RAPE throwaway scene that was done this week. Bad taste, bad writing, and while we all joke about Days writing being bad and medical jargon being inaccurate, the Date Rape scene of a therapist telling Jen about a girl being raped after the girl expressed she didn't want to share her story was...DISGUSTING.
That is the end of that rant, and I will leave you with this to ponder: Will is so gay that when he asked Gaby if she basically wanted to have sex on prom night and she said yes, he gave the I JUST SHIT MY PANTS look. Hot Mess tip of the week: Whether you are a gay male or a lesbian female and unsure about things, don't ask your current heterosexual love interest if they want to have sex because they might say yes.
Dear Quinn, I need some drugs, Much love, Hot Mess Mandy.
Maggie and Victor broke up again, which is amazing since they broke up last week. Not all old people have memory problems. Listen I love these two, but all this build up crap and no payoff is starting to get on my last damn nerve. Speaking of old bags....CAROLINE...I thoroughly enjoyed Sami telling Caroline not to judge her "forgiving Rafe" considering Shawn forgave her for cheating. THANK YOU! It is seriously about time someone put that senile dentures falling out bitch in her place.
Random Question: Where is Hope? First she had that long sleep when one day on Days took place over 15 episodes. Then she finally figured out Maggie and Victor like each other, and then she disappeared. Listen I had to sit through that terrible prison storyline, give the lady something to work with please. Bo and Hope get back together but we don't see them together. That makes PERFECT SENSE.
I did enjoy Carly telling Bo to mind his business this week. LONG OVERDUE thank you. However I find it hysterical she has to be strung out on pills to work up the nerve to tell him off. Bo, you are married and you keep getting in Carly's face when you have made it clear you don't want to be with her...so take my advice...GET OUT OF HER FACE AND GIVE HER SPACE. Yes that rhymed. While I am giving out advice, Dear Carly..Menopause is nothing to be ashamed of, get on a hormone pack you are crying all over the place and having hot flashes. Also, everyone knows you are German now. Deal with it. You are scaring poor Abigail and if you keep this up I am pretty sure Jen will force you into weekly events like Tupperware parties and book club meetings. Also, I'm pretty sure you were in love with Bo last week, so falling for Daniel now makes no sense. Yes he is hot and it is okay to fantasize, but seriously....EWWWWWWWW.
Lexie....Go away seriously if you are not going to cheat on Abe.
Kate and Vivian..... Please just engage in catfights on a daily basis.
Nicole............ Kill Taylor.
Rafe and Sami....just please no babies for now. I'm so confused with Rafe1/Rafe2/Rafe3 that I think Rafe Jr. would just make matters worse.
Brady.....Get naked.
Melanie....If you pick Dario over Brady I will send Taco Bell to the Days set everyday as a form of protest.
Have a great Memorial Day weekend everyone!!! Enjoy your holiday and hopefully the storylines GET BETTER!
Friday, May 13, 2011
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Okay so Rafe 2 has been caught, and Sami FINALLY figured out that Rafe 2 was never Rafe 1. Now, Sami doesn't want EJ to know that she knows that Rafe 2 is not Rafe 1, nor that Rafe 1 is still alive. So Rafe 2 has to be taken care of, and Rafe 1 has to pretend he is Rafe 2 so that no one knows, including EJ and Stefano, that they have been found out that they switched Rafes. Yes I just wrote all that out, and yes you are welcome. Bottom line: Bo/Hope/Rafe1/Sami are all going after EJ for the whole switch thing. How far we have come on this show that everyone is trying to catch the DiMeras for their weird over the top schemes.....oh wait.
Taylor sucks as a character by the way no matter who is playing her. I hope Nicole shoots her because it makes absolutely no sense why everyone likes this character and why EJ loves her. To the five EJAYLOR fans there are, sorry but I think you need a new couple. Now Brady is all up on Taylor for no particular reason. Does the bitch poop gold?
Okay so Chloe got paid by the hot stranger for sex. Am I the only one who has a HUGE PROBLEM with this storyline? This show always puts women in terrible situations but seriously Chloe has been put through crap stories for years and this is just the bottom of the barrel. This isn't like KATE who was a call girl when she was young. This is a regular character who just lost her child, so what better way to get your kid back then to become a Prostitute? WHAT? By the way for the handful of people who think that this will actually show how this is a real story and women really go through this...yeah this is Days. Pretty much we will just see Chloe in bed with fat ugly men in wife beaters who are slobbering all over her. I will throw up everywhere. Drug/alcohol addiction would have made more sense but seriously I'm really over the whole 'Let's torture Chloe crap.' Nicole, Sami, Kate have all committed TERRIBLE crimes and they don't have to go through this crap. END OF RANT.
Melanie...yeah the writers just need to stop putting her in every scene for no reason and actually give her an enjoyable storyline which doesn't include a Spanish Rosetta Stone lesson on a daily basis. Which brings me to Dario.....Shut up. I don't care that you like Melanie. She won't like you until you stop showing interest in her, that's how she works.
Jen and Dan. We get it.
Carly got a visit from Scary Larry. He basically told her she is a waste of space which is.....well sorry it's true. If the writers wrote her better maybe I would care she is doing drugs but honestly the writing is soooo bad that I don't. This is a bad version of Nurse Jackie. Nurse Jackie SNORTS pills by the way...get on that. With all the crying and shaking I'm not watching a drug addict, I'm watching the same old Carly before the drug addiction. In fact I'm not convinced she is a drug addict, I just realize Carly is basically going through Menopause and is having mood swings with a side of Ambien that let's her sleep. The crying...hormones. The sweating...hot flashes. The depression..yep all Menopause.
I'd like to give a special shoutout to Days wardrobe for putting all the characters in the same clothes except Lexie who got to don two outfits. Way to not work and keep us on the same day for 15 days in a row leading the story to progress to yeah NOWHERE FAST.
To the Days writers, congrats on the Emmy nomination you didn't deserve. Spoiler Alert: you don't have a snowball's chance of winning unless you send all the Emmy voters some Cheerios. Here is a challenge for you: write some STRONG WOMEN on the show, Let Maggie and Victor have sex, let Will be GAY ALREADY, and stop boring me! Thank you. :)
Okay so Rafe 2 has been caught, and Sami FINALLY figured out that Rafe 2 was never Rafe 1. Now, Sami doesn't want EJ to know that she knows that Rafe 2 is not Rafe 1, nor that Rafe 1 is still alive. So Rafe 2 has to be taken care of, and Rafe 1 has to pretend he is Rafe 2 so that no one knows, including EJ and Stefano, that they have been found out that they switched Rafes. Yes I just wrote all that out, and yes you are welcome. Bottom line: Bo/Hope/Rafe1/Sami are all going after EJ for the whole switch thing. How far we have come on this show that everyone is trying to catch the DiMeras for their weird over the top schemes.....oh wait.
Taylor sucks as a character by the way no matter who is playing her. I hope Nicole shoots her because it makes absolutely no sense why everyone likes this character and why EJ loves her. To the five EJAYLOR fans there are, sorry but I think you need a new couple. Now Brady is all up on Taylor for no particular reason. Does the bitch poop gold?
Okay so Chloe got paid by the hot stranger for sex. Am I the only one who has a HUGE PROBLEM with this storyline? This show always puts women in terrible situations but seriously Chloe has been put through crap stories for years and this is just the bottom of the barrel. This isn't like KATE who was a call girl when she was young. This is a regular character who just lost her child, so what better way to get your kid back then to become a Prostitute? WHAT? By the way for the handful of people who think that this will actually show how this is a real story and women really go through this...yeah this is Days. Pretty much we will just see Chloe in bed with fat ugly men in wife beaters who are slobbering all over her. I will throw up everywhere. Drug/alcohol addiction would have made more sense but seriously I'm really over the whole 'Let's torture Chloe crap.' Nicole, Sami, Kate have all committed TERRIBLE crimes and they don't have to go through this crap. END OF RANT.
Melanie...yeah the writers just need to stop putting her in every scene for no reason and actually give her an enjoyable storyline which doesn't include a Spanish Rosetta Stone lesson on a daily basis. Which brings me to Dario.....Shut up. I don't care that you like Melanie. She won't like you until you stop showing interest in her, that's how she works.
Jen and Dan. We get it.
Carly got a visit from Scary Larry. He basically told her she is a waste of space which is.....well sorry it's true. If the writers wrote her better maybe I would care she is doing drugs but honestly the writing is soooo bad that I don't. This is a bad version of Nurse Jackie. Nurse Jackie SNORTS pills by the way...get on that. With all the crying and shaking I'm not watching a drug addict, I'm watching the same old Carly before the drug addiction. In fact I'm not convinced she is a drug addict, I just realize Carly is basically going through Menopause and is having mood swings with a side of Ambien that let's her sleep. The crying...hormones. The sweating...hot flashes. The depression..yep all Menopause.
I'd like to give a special shoutout to Days wardrobe for putting all the characters in the same clothes except Lexie who got to don two outfits. Way to not work and keep us on the same day for 15 days in a row leading the story to progress to yeah NOWHERE FAST.
To the Days writers, congrats on the Emmy nomination you didn't deserve. Spoiler Alert: you don't have a snowball's chance of winning unless you send all the Emmy voters some Cheerios. Here is a challenge for you: write some STRONG WOMEN on the show, Let Maggie and Victor have sex, let Will be GAY ALREADY, and stop boring me! Thank you. :)
Friday, May 6, 2011
Bring on the Blackmail and the Prostitutes
Well it looks like Rafe 1 + Rafe 2 will be coming to an end sort of. Rafe finally got to the safe house and ran into Sami. Rafe 2 should be caught soon, which means Rafe 1 will be pretending to be Rafe 2...did you catch all that? Yeah the writers expect us to believe this crap. I secretly hope there is a Rafe 3 somewhere and he is the gay one who Will finds love with. That won't be awkward at all. "Hi Gaby, we can't have sex because I'm gay and in love with your brother's other clone." ...The scary thing is this can actually happen on the show. We all know Rafe 4 is Rafaellla the female Rafe. Everyone should have their own Rafe, coming to stores Christmas 2012.
Someone get Carly some pills, it's been a hot minute.
Melanie and Dario or Melanie and Brady. Listen I don't normally pick sides in soap fandom couple things because it's a soap and I get they change and break up. So normally you see me just make fun of EVERY couple and EVERY character. First off Mario...The Faux Spanish Keanu Reeves thing just is not working for me. The writers are not even making Dario interesting at all..but that seems to be the same for the rest of the stereotypical cringeworthy Hernandez family. Melanie doesn't even seem interested. So we got rid of Nathan, who she ACTUALLY cared about so that she can be with Dario. Okay but she's not INTO Dario at all, or at least she's not showing it. Now, Melanie and Brady....they still seem brother/sisterish to me but at least Melanie has feelings for him and it SHOWS. So FOR NOW, I'm going to be Team Brelanie, but this could change in a week. Really I'm just Team Eric Martsolf Shirtless and Pantless.
Daniel and Jennifer. I never thought I'd say this but Jen seems too old for Daniel lol. Yes he dated Kate, but he really dates younger women. Will Jen ever really be over Jack, OF COURSE NOT! So I'm not sure why I would want to root for this couple when Jack is always there in the background. While I think they ARE CUTE and a better fit than Carly/Daniel, the writers keep CONSISTENTLY mentioning Jack every five seconds like this couple already doesn't have a chance. Also, I do not remember Jen being so WEIRD. Jack was the weird one that was all over the place. Why the hell did they change Jen? I don't get these writers decisions EVER. As far as Daniel goes...if he is NOT going to be with Chloe, and he is NOT going to be with Jen, and EWWW if he even touches Carly again, there is only ONE other person he should be linked with....HIS DEAD WIFE REBECCA. HELLO! Cast that role and bring back the woman he loves and make it a REAL triangle. THANK YOU.
Yeah Will still gay....I like being RIGHT.
Chad...boring! Throw a suit on the boy and have him kill someone.
Lexie, oh dear Lexie. Still married to ABE (BLAHHHH), yet always stuck being the bridesmaid to all the other brides on the show. Bring back the bitch and take shit over. Nothing is better than Hope vs. Lexie when she was was stealing babies. She needs a good affair, she deserves it after all these years!
Nicole is about to TEAR SHIT UP. When I say shit, clearly I mean EJAYLOR. Boring couple, pointless love story, and really should never have had anything to do with each other that quickly. I'd still like to know why the whole damn town loves Taylor, is she slipping them drugs and alcohol? What is going on? It's seriously lovely that Nicole's plan to torture EJ is to STAY married to him. The girl knows what she's doing!
Chloe....drinking: Check....tanning: Check....about to become a prostitute and sleep with randoms like a nympho: Almost Checked.
Sorry if I missed any characters and/or storyline but not much is really progressing, until May Sweeps...or as I like to call it base on Spoilers: May SNORESVILLE.
Someone get Carly some pills, it's been a hot minute.
Melanie and Dario or Melanie and Brady. Listen I don't normally pick sides in soap fandom couple things because it's a soap and I get they change and break up. So normally you see me just make fun of EVERY couple and EVERY character. First off Mario...The Faux Spanish Keanu Reeves thing just is not working for me. The writers are not even making Dario interesting at all..but that seems to be the same for the rest of the stereotypical cringeworthy Hernandez family. Melanie doesn't even seem interested. So we got rid of Nathan, who she ACTUALLY cared about so that she can be with Dario. Okay but she's not INTO Dario at all, or at least she's not showing it. Now, Melanie and Brady....they still seem brother/sisterish to me but at least Melanie has feelings for him and it SHOWS. So FOR NOW, I'm going to be Team Brelanie, but this could change in a week. Really I'm just Team Eric Martsolf Shirtless and Pantless.
Daniel and Jennifer. I never thought I'd say this but Jen seems too old for Daniel lol. Yes he dated Kate, but he really dates younger women. Will Jen ever really be over Jack, OF COURSE NOT! So I'm not sure why I would want to root for this couple when Jack is always there in the background. While I think they ARE CUTE and a better fit than Carly/Daniel, the writers keep CONSISTENTLY mentioning Jack every five seconds like this couple already doesn't have a chance. Also, I do not remember Jen being so WEIRD. Jack was the weird one that was all over the place. Why the hell did they change Jen? I don't get these writers decisions EVER. As far as Daniel goes...if he is NOT going to be with Chloe, and he is NOT going to be with Jen, and EWWW if he even touches Carly again, there is only ONE other person he should be linked with....HIS DEAD WIFE REBECCA. HELLO! Cast that role and bring back the woman he loves and make it a REAL triangle. THANK YOU.
Yeah Will still gay....I like being RIGHT.
Chad...boring! Throw a suit on the boy and have him kill someone.
Lexie, oh dear Lexie. Still married to ABE (BLAHHHH), yet always stuck being the bridesmaid to all the other brides on the show. Bring back the bitch and take shit over. Nothing is better than Hope vs. Lexie when she was was stealing babies. She needs a good affair, she deserves it after all these years!
Nicole is about to TEAR SHIT UP. When I say shit, clearly I mean EJAYLOR. Boring couple, pointless love story, and really should never have had anything to do with each other that quickly. I'd still like to know why the whole damn town loves Taylor, is she slipping them drugs and alcohol? What is going on? It's seriously lovely that Nicole's plan to torture EJ is to STAY married to him. The girl knows what she's doing!
Chloe....drinking: Check....tanning: Check....about to become a prostitute and sleep with randoms like a nympho: Almost Checked.
Sorry if I missed any characters and/or storyline but not much is really progressing, until May Sweeps...or as I like to call it base on Spoilers: May SNORESVILLE.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Days of My Hangover
First off I'd like to say HEYYYYY to everyone I have met last weekend at DCE Dallas. It was so much fun and I'd like to thank DCE Charity Events for putting on a great show. Also, to Nadia, Brandon, Mark, Eric, Shawn, and James...thanks for being so gracious with your fans. You were all awesome. Also I'd like to apologize for those who heard me sing...I was drinking and yeah shit happens, but I lived up to the name Hot Mess. I would love to do a recap of all the events, but clearly I am still drunk and don't remember everything. Also, many thanks for everyone who told me they loved my Days Play by Play, I really do appreciate the kind words. This is all for you the fans....
and clearly I mean the fans who can take a joke, and realize the characters are NOT REAL.
Carly is a drug addict. Maybe she watched Days and it made her turn to drugs. No but seriously, WHY PILLS?! Could the writers have picked anything more boring? And to make matters worse they had her go from tranquilizers today to a anti-depressant, to God knows what next. The lady was hugging Hope and Bo (who were terrified), she's breathing heavily all over the place, crying on everyone's shoulder, then screaming at them, and then touching everyone's face. What's next dry heaving? It's called a nervous breakdown, not pill addiction. Also all of Carly's behavior matches Taylor's behavior, so does she have a drug problem too? Oh no, she's just a waste of space. Tamara Braun YOU BETTER MAKE THIS WORK! Carly also threw in a disgusting make out session with Daniel today.......If Melanie saw it she would have thrown up too.
Unless Carly mainlines some drugs and sells her body for sex, I'm not interested in this breakdown crap. It has been done, and you know what...LIFE COULD BE WORSE! Sleep with the damn new doctor and get over yourself. Speaking of sex....CHLOE! Chloe lost baby Parker this week since Philip left town with the little one in tow. What a load of horseshit. Chloe has been wanting a baby forever and she gets punished for a bender in a bar. Nicole has done worse! So Chloe continues to suffer until the next hot guy comes along for her to have sex with. The SOB better get here fast because Chloe without sex is like a day without sunlight.... By the way, thanks Days writers for the shoddy out of character exit for Phillip. I'm sure Phloes everywhere are pissed and I don't blame them.
Daniel and Jennifer. We know you are getting together, we know. You can stop bumping into each other and touching each other in awkward manners. WE GET IT!
Estimado DarÃo, dejar de hablar español. Por favor. Usted es muy agradable a la vista, pero usted me está dando un dolor de cabeza. Creo que Melanie le gusta. Sólo una suposición.
I hope Dario understands Spanish.
So Troy killed Arianna. We still don't care thanks for that.
Fake Rafe killed himself some Faye, annoyed Sami into leaving for Colorado, and pissed off the whole town. Can he write for the show? Is Fake Rafe funny...OF COURSE, but is this storyline crappy...YES. Meanwhile the real Rafe is doing Arts and Crafts while plotting his escape to somewhere we don't know of yet because he has no clue who he is. Riveting!
EJ and Taylor are in love...so much in love that they make doves cry. Okay I cannot really prove that but they make me want to puke. When Nicole finds out I hope she chases Taylor around with a shovel and decaptitates her. I don't know how Tamara Braun is going to save the Taylor character, but she got a big task ahead of her and I'm pretty sure she has it in her to do it. If she fails...yeah let's decapitate the bitch.
Theo and Ciara have run away and are still missing. If Ciara doesn't come back 16 and pregnant this show really missed a good opportunity! I hope. Ciara. Comes back with Theo. and He fixes. way Ciara talks. Maybe she needs a. Ciara needs new battery. Because clearly she is a ROBOT! I hope Lexie takes Ciara over her knee and whoops some ass showing he true DiMera colors. If she can't have an affair she can at least be an abusive mother to other people's children.
Oh yeah and I can't forget.... Will still gay. Gay still Will.
and clearly I mean the fans who can take a joke, and realize the characters are NOT REAL.
Carly is a drug addict. Maybe she watched Days and it made her turn to drugs. No but seriously, WHY PILLS?! Could the writers have picked anything more boring? And to make matters worse they had her go from tranquilizers today to a anti-depressant, to God knows what next. The lady was hugging Hope and Bo (who were terrified), she's breathing heavily all over the place, crying on everyone's shoulder, then screaming at them, and then touching everyone's face. What's next dry heaving? It's called a nervous breakdown, not pill addiction. Also all of Carly's behavior matches Taylor's behavior, so does she have a drug problem too? Oh no, she's just a waste of space. Tamara Braun YOU BETTER MAKE THIS WORK! Carly also threw in a disgusting make out session with Daniel today.......If Melanie saw it she would have thrown up too.
Unless Carly mainlines some drugs and sells her body for sex, I'm not interested in this breakdown crap. It has been done, and you know what...LIFE COULD BE WORSE! Sleep with the damn new doctor and get over yourself. Speaking of sex....CHLOE! Chloe lost baby Parker this week since Philip left town with the little one in tow. What a load of horseshit. Chloe has been wanting a baby forever and she gets punished for a bender in a bar. Nicole has done worse! So Chloe continues to suffer until the next hot guy comes along for her to have sex with. The SOB better get here fast because Chloe without sex is like a day without sunlight...
Daniel and Jennifer. We know you are getting together, we know. You can stop bumping into each other and touching each other in awkward manners. WE GET IT!
Estimado DarÃo, dejar de hablar español. Por favor. Usted es muy agradable a la vista, pero usted me está dando un dolor de cabeza. Creo que Melanie le gusta. Sólo una suposición.
I hope Dario understands Spanish.
So Troy killed Arianna. We still don't care thanks for that.
Fake Rafe killed himself some Faye, annoyed Sami into leaving for Colorado, and pissed off the whole town. Can he write for the show? Is Fake Rafe funny...OF COURSE, but is this storyline crappy...YES. Meanwhile the real Rafe is doing Arts and Crafts while plotting his escape to somewhere we don't know of yet because he has no clue who he is. Riveting!
EJ and Taylor are in love...so much in love that they make doves cry. Okay I cannot really prove that but they make me want to puke. When Nicole finds out I hope she chases Taylor around with a shovel and decaptitates her. I don't know how Tamara Braun is going to save the Taylor character, but she got a big task ahead of her and I'm pretty sure she has it in her to do it. If she fails...yeah let's decapitate the bitch.
Theo and Ciara have run away and are still missing. If Ciara doesn't come back 16 and pregnant this show really missed a good opportunity! I hope. Ciara. Comes back with Theo. and He fixes. way Ciara talks. Maybe she needs a. Ciara needs new battery. Because clearly she is a ROBOT! I hope Lexie takes Ciara over her knee and whoops some ass showing he true DiMera colors. If she can't have an affair she can at least be an abusive mother to other people's children.
Oh yeah and I can't forget.... Will still gay. Gay still Will.
Friday, April 1, 2011
April FOOL's Day...
So there "will" be a gay character. Soap Opera Digest confirmed who it "will" be but I "will" not spoil it for you guys AT ALL. No sir! I "Will" not be moved to. I "Will" just say....I TOLD YA SO! HAHA Clearly they are stalking my page and stealing my story ideas. Carly is on drugs. I wish it wasn't painkillers or other pills. I want Carly on COCAINE! She should start dating a HOT drug dealer who she sleeps with for drugs and he is so hot we want him with her but realize he is bad for her. Carly doing cocaine off a mirror would be AMAZING! Rafe 2 is still alive, sill being annoying, pissing Sami off, but hey at least he killed Fay! To the Days writers stalking my stuff....STOP THIS STORYLINE NOW! It's a huge turn off. Chloe isn't having sex....So Sad. Brady still has clothing on...Even More Sad. Okay I thought I wanted Brelanie but Melanie and Brady together might be too brother/sisterish for me. However, I won't count them out yet. Dario is annoying me already though. He is going after Melanie's 5 million dollar divorce settlement money. Nothing says "I'm sorry for sleeping with your hot Stepmom" like 5 million dollars. Victor and Maggie, Kate and Stefano -----> Hottest couples on the show right now. Yes they make Vivian puke but you know what, both couples are adorable and can get into a movie really cheap. DOUBLE DATES!!! Hope and Bo are dealing with Ciara issues. I'm so glad Days of Our Lives gave the Bope fans what they wanted and then give them this backburner crap that is not resolving any issues they had. BRING ON THE SUMMER STORYLINE! Taylor.....still not Tamara Braun so I have nothing nice to say. I've never felt so bad for Nicole in the entirety of the show. And finally just to address this: If there is a Days writer stalking my page..which I AM beginning to suspect because I called the GAY character, Brelanie, Chad being a DiMera, Carly on drugs, Ben/NuTaylor getting fired because they sucked, and other minor comments I've made ACTUALLY happening...LISTEN TO THE FANS MORE! Rafe 2 better end sooner rather than later because no one wants to watch shit when its boring, lame, and even the actors look like they aren't enjoying it. Rafe 2 was fun for a couple a weeks...Months? I'd like you to pay me to watch thank you. Side note: If Chloe sleeps with a priest I'm going to laugh because I made that comment also. Thank you! lol.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Like Sand Annoyingly Stuck In Your Shoe....
Rafe 2 is still alive, still being creepy, and there is no end in sight for this story right now, but ya know what even if it lasted ANOTHER day it would still be too long. So which fans got screwed over by this story. Let's round it up. We have EJ fans who are screwed over, Rafe fans being screwed over, Sami fans (because let's face it this is NOT the real Sami) and then the general Days fan who has to watch this shit or based on ratings..NOT watch this shit. I'm not going to go over the whole rape scenario because it's just an argument that I don't want to have, but I will say that this is the WRITERS fault. Sami is looking stupid, Rafe 2 while sometimes funny is seriously gross, and EJ is off falling in love with Taylor...for NO reason whatsoever. EJ/Taylor makes no sense and the buildup was a huge FAILURE. Sorry but it makes no sense, and when does Tamara Braun get here because you know who is just terrible and making me ill.
Another problem: Dear Melanie.....I don't really like you right now because you are being a whiny brat, get over it! Even your father Daniel is moving on with his life but you are just being a miserable obnoxious freak and it's killing me. Daniel hanging out with Jen is more fun because Melanie is always having a pity party.
Stephanie...leave.
Nathan.....leave quicker.
Dario. You better be gay and you better be gay with Will. Seriously this show needs a Will/Dario/Melanie love triangle. The possibility of a gay character on the show is a big rumor, but it's still just a rumor. My thoughts...if it does not involve Will, then it is a huge cop out. Ya'll know I said he was gay for the longest time ever. The sad part about all of this: Days writers, no matter which character it is, will probably RUIN this storyline with their terrible writing, story arcs, ideas, etc.
Vivian and Kate had a cakefight. It only lasted 5 seconds. Next time IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER! The show is missing its humor and the fans are suffering for it.
Chad and Abigail. Oh just have teen sex already and spare me the crap conversations.
Victor and Maggie: the one BRIGHT spot. FINALLY they admitted they are into each other. Perfect buildup, perfect writing, but if they screw this up I will kill the writers. Okay not really, but I might stop watching the show. These two need ROMANCE thanks.
Carly....I don't blame you for taking drugs your life sucks. Oh yeah SPOILER!
Bo and Hope: Okay seriously I've been reminded of how you met once every six months, so can you please just move on with your lives and live in the present?! No wonder Ciara wants to run away...she's tired of hearing Bo and Hope have the same damn conversation. Even Theo's had it and he likes everyone! Dear writers, Bo and Hope need a story, not the crap you are writing.
So just to recap: Days of Our Lives right now...to call it a hot mess would be an insult to ME, so I am just going to call it a despicable steaming pile of crap. Sorry but it's true.
Another problem: Dear Melanie.....I don't really like you right now because you are being a whiny brat, get over it! Even your father Daniel is moving on with his life but you are just being a miserable obnoxious freak and it's killing me. Daniel hanging out with Jen is more fun because Melanie is always having a pity party.
Stephanie...leave.
Nathan.....leave quicker.
Dario. You better be gay and you better be gay with Will. Seriously this show needs a Will/Dario/Melanie love triangle. The possibility of a gay character on the show is a big rumor, but it's still just a rumor. My thoughts...if it does not involve Will, then it is a huge cop out. Ya'll know I said he was gay for the longest time ever. The sad part about all of this: Days writers, no matter which character it is, will probably RUIN this storyline with their terrible writing, story arcs, ideas, etc.
Vivian and Kate had a cakefight. It only lasted 5 seconds. Next time IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER! The show is missing its humor and the fans are suffering for it.
Chad and Abigail. Oh just have teen sex already and spare me the crap conversations.
Victor and Maggie: the one BRIGHT spot. FINALLY they admitted they are into each other. Perfect buildup, perfect writing, but if they screw this up I will kill the writers. Okay not really, but I might stop watching the show. These two need ROMANCE thanks.
Carly....I don't blame you for taking drugs your life sucks. Oh yeah SPOILER!
Bo and Hope: Okay seriously I've been reminded of how you met once every six months, so can you please just move on with your lives and live in the present?! No wonder Ciara wants to run away...she's tired of hearing Bo and Hope have the same damn conversation. Even Theo's had it and he likes everyone! Dear writers, Bo and Hope need a story, not the crap you are writing.
So just to recap: Days of Our Lives right now...to call it a hot mess would be an insult to ME, so I am just going to call it a despicable steaming pile of crap. Sorry but it's true.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Do You Believe in Magic?
I am pretty sure absolutely nothing really happened this week storywise.
Taylor.....still alive. Just die and come back as a better actress quicker please.
Rafe2/Rafe.....story that won't die and will probably be with us for another year and a half.
Justin/Adrienne....Apparently still on the show, who knew? They got engaged and we didn't even see them really court each other or have cute scenes. Just a lovely throw away to remind us they are still together. Then throw in a random Lexie scene, mixed in with some weird Vivian shit and you have a smorgasbord of CRAP!
Hope.....she gets out of jail and is apparently looking better than ever. Clearly someone has been stealing pub food. So now Hope is reduced to giving everyone in town advice just like Maggie does. It's a Horton thing!
Nathan......you are creepy, please leave the show sooner rather than later. Make sure you take Melanie's new personality with you!
Chloe and Phil are bonding over baby Parker. Someone they both managed to get haircuts and tans as they are parenting.
Will.......yeah you know.
Abby/Chad/Gaby/Will....Ok I used to love the teens storylines on this show. Now...not so much. I hope they don't screw this up royally but hey it's Days so....they will.
Stefano....I feel bad that Stefano has to deal with Rafe 1. Its beneath him to be doing this drugging someone and changing their memory thing for the 89th time.
ONLY REASON TO WATCH DAYS RIGHT NOW: Maggie + Victor = Best Storyline, Best Couple, Best buildup to a couple, best DIALOGUE, and most romantic shit ever. When your best couple on a show are senior citizens and they are only on about twice a month...YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! Magic is cool, classy, and refreshing for this show because its something we are not used to...GOOD WRITING and a great soap romance. Put them on more and stop suffocating us with 105 Rafe scenes a day and EJ blinking at Taylor. Thanks!
Taylor.....still alive. Just die and come back as a better actress quicker please.
Rafe2/Rafe.....story that won't die and will probably be with us for another year and a half.
Justin/Adrienne....Apparently still on the show, who knew? They got engaged and we didn't even see them really court each other or have cute scenes. Just a lovely throw away to remind us they are still together. Then throw in a random Lexie scene, mixed in with some weird Vivian shit and you have a smorgasbord of CRAP!
Hope.....she gets out of jail and is apparently looking better than ever. Clearly someone has been stealing pub food. So now Hope is reduced to giving everyone in town advice just like Maggie does. It's a Horton thing!
Nathan......you are creepy, please leave the show sooner rather than later. Make sure you take Melanie's new personality with you!
Chloe and Phil are bonding over baby Parker. Someone they both managed to get haircuts and tans as they are parenting.
Will.......yeah you know.
Abby/Chad/Gaby/Will....Ok I used to love the teens storylines on this show. Now...not so much. I hope they don't screw this up royally but hey it's Days so....they will.
Stefano....I feel bad that Stefano has to deal with Rafe 1. Its beneath him to be doing this drugging someone and changing their memory thing for the 89th time.
ONLY REASON TO WATCH DAYS RIGHT NOW: Maggie + Victor = Best Storyline, Best Couple, Best buildup to a couple, best DIALOGUE, and most romantic shit ever. When your best couple on a show are senior citizens and they are only on about twice a month...YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! Magic is cool, classy, and refreshing for this show because its something we are not used to...GOOD WRITING and a great soap romance. Put them on more and stop suffocating us with 105 Rafe scenes a day and EJ blinking at Taylor. Thanks!
Friday, March 4, 2011
I Need the MemoryErasing Drug!
Well I'm not to thrilled with Days of Our Lives lately. The storylines are terrible currently. I will give a big KUDOS to Molly and Nadia for their acting these past few weeks though. Leave it to Molly and Nadia to somehow work through the crap that is their scripts and have good performances considering the dialogue/material.
Chloe went crazy, lost Parker, and now she just needs a damn shower. Somewhere between that all she got a manicure and a tan, but that is neither here nor there. Also, apparently if your hair is disheveled and you wear sweats it means you crazy....that's like 98% of the Days audience. Way to go NBC! Melanie also lost her child and she broke up with Phillip. I thought it was dumb she was having a baby anyway but whatever. Now she has to deal with the wonderful world of Nathan, who has apparently become a weird stalker. Nathan is so smothering now that I have trouble breathing during his scenes. So not only did Days give Mark Hapka the boot, they also decided to single handily destroy the character of Nathan. GREAT!
Side note: Stephanie is now a bitch. A bitch who has a backbone. So Shelley announces she is leaving and THEN they decide to give the character some depth? uh huh. Stephanie also got dry humped by Rafe number 2. It's no wonder she left the show. Had they made Stephanie a bitch with some independence in the first place I would have loved her...but Noooooooo.
Will and Gaby admitted their feelings for one another. Yeah Will still gay and Gaby will be so traumatized by her boyfriend being gay she will turn lesbian. This show isn't on the rainbow network for nothing!
Rafe 2/Rafe/Sami/EJ/Stefano: END THIS SHIT! We get it, he'll start beating Sami next at this rate.
Taylor: DIE in a vat of acid and come back as Tamara Braun.
Phillip, Brady, and Chloe are living in the Kiriakis mansion now with Baby Parker...can you say THREESOME! No wonder Victor is pissed. By the way what the hell happened to Victor and Maggie. They should not be taking it slow at their age. I don't want to see a Brady/Victor war, I'd rather see Maggie/Victor love!
Chad and EJ bonding.......Thank God Johnny was in the scene...that's all I am saying.
New Abby: Okay it is still early but as of right now....I LIKE HER. Shocking I know that I like someone already. She has some cool points: She doesn't like Jack, thinks for herself, and she cute. She already has a crush on Chad....well what do you expect he is the only young guy in town she isn't related to. She has no choice! So we'll see but so far so good.
Shoutout this week goes to: Nicole Walker DiMera. She married EJ, looked great at her wedding of big haired people, and she had sex with EJ. But really this woman deserves special kudos because she had to spend ALL THOSE EXCRUCIATING MOMENTS WITH TAYLOR! Its amazing she is still alive.
Chloe went crazy, lost Parker, and now she just needs a damn shower. Somewhere between that all she got a manicure and a tan, but that is neither here nor there. Also, apparently if your hair is disheveled and you wear sweats it means you crazy....that's like 98% of the Days audience. Way to go NBC! Melanie also lost her child and she broke up with Phillip. I thought it was dumb she was having a baby anyway but whatever. Now she has to deal with the wonderful world of Nathan, who has apparently become a weird stalker. Nathan is so smothering now that I have trouble breathing during his scenes. So not only did Days give Mark Hapka the boot, they also decided to single handily destroy the character of Nathan. GREAT!
Side note: Stephanie is now a bitch. A bitch who has a backbone. So Shelley announces she is leaving and THEN they decide to give the character some depth? uh huh. Stephanie also got dry humped by Rafe number 2. It's no wonder she left the show. Had they made Stephanie a bitch with some independence in the first place I would have loved her...but Noooooooo.
Will and Gaby admitted their feelings for one another. Yeah Will still gay and Gaby will be so traumatized by her boyfriend being gay she will turn lesbian. This show isn't on the rainbow network for nothing!
Rafe 2/Rafe/Sami/EJ/Stefano: END THIS SHIT! We get it, he'll start beating Sami next at this rate.
Taylor: DIE in a vat of acid and come back as Tamara Braun.
Phillip, Brady, and Chloe are living in the Kiriakis mansion now with Baby Parker...can you say THREESOME! No wonder Victor is pissed. By the way what the hell happened to Victor and Maggie. They should not be taking it slow at their age. I don't want to see a Brady/Victor war, I'd rather see Maggie/Victor love!
Chad and EJ bonding.......Thank God Johnny was in the scene...that's all I am saying.
New Abby: Okay it is still early but as of right now....I LIKE HER. Shocking I know that I like someone already. She has some cool points: She doesn't like Jack, thinks for herself, and she cute. She already has a crush on Chad....well what do you expect he is the only young guy in town she isn't related to. She has no choice! So we'll see but so far so good.
Shoutout this week goes to: Nicole Walker DiMera. She married EJ, looked great at her wedding of big haired people, and she had sex with EJ. But really this woman deserves special kudos because she had to spend ALL THOSE EXCRUCIATING MOMENTS WITH TAYLOR! Its amazing she is still alive.
Friday, February 25, 2011
One Flew Over Chloe's Cuckoo Nest
And I'm back! Sorry but the show has been really slow and I haven't really felt like commenting on some of the crap we've had to watch...speaking of crap. TAYLOR!
Okay Taylor got recast with one of my favorite Daytime actresses, Tamara Braun, which implies to me Taylor will get evil, which is what her character might need. She is SOOOO boring and it makes no sense whatsoever that this random girl would have EJ all excited. There is no chemistry and she's obnoxious with her I'm a good girl crap. Sorry but its TRUE! I also don't need to see 80 thousand flashbacks of them bumping into each other and acting like fools. Also why the hell is the whole damn town in love with the chick? God I hate when they do this.
Will.....still gay.
Okay Chloe is fucking nuts. Excuse my language but that pretty much sums it up. She is hearing voices, Parker is talking to her apparently and ordering her to bark like a dog. Okay that last part is not true but that is exactly where we were headed. So Chloe tried to kill herself.....by jumping off a small Pier. Yeah you can't die that way. Days writing FAILS again, and Chloe could have easily taken all her pills at ONCE DUH! Philip luckily saved her, but I am not really thrilled with the Melanie and Kate taking advantage of a woman going through Postpartum Depression. The show has made a joke out of ANOTHER disease, and why the hell is Melanie being evil all of a sudden? I don't really get it, Kate makes sense but this Melanie being a bitch business has to go. You also have to wonder where the hell Nathan went but obviously the writers don't care.
Jen and Daniel might be getting together but if she keeps pushing Carly and Daniel together I might start a campaign for her to lose her heart again. Carly + Daniel equals gross and not cool. They are like brother and sister and have ZERO sexual chemistry.
EJ and Nicole are MARRIED!!! Can he refrain from having sex with his "true love" Taylor until the cast change? Thanks! This is only sad because Nicole is going to get hurt again when it is clear she actually cares for EJ. I'm still not sure WHY she cares about him but whatever, and they make a good team....so naturally the writers SPLIT them up.
Bo and Hope are back together, sorta kinda, still not sure. Right now its constant family time with Ciara so the jury is still out if the writers are going to make them interesting again and fix all the problems they apparently have. Can they at least have Bo cut all the old man cranky shit? Seriously he used to be funny, go back to that!
Will.....even gayer than the last time I mentioned him.
Rafe 2 is having sex with Sami as I am writing this. Please end this storyline as its completely stupid and a complete waste of time. I'd rather see Allie with Lucas in Hong Kong and who can blame her for leaving! Also, shame on the Days writers for having Stefano go after a child?! That would never happen sorry! He loves his wife and would never have kidnapped her granddaughter. Total joke and hope they never go down that road again.
Where is Stephanie by the way? Oh that's right I don't care......
Chad is apparently officially IN the DiMera family. Until he wears a suit and breaks the law....I'm not calling this official. Right now he is the leader of the babies as Theo and Johnny are obsessed with him......but not the way WILL is....mmhmm.
Okay Taylor got recast with one of my favorite Daytime actresses, Tamara Braun, which implies to me Taylor will get evil, which is what her character might need. She is SOOOO boring and it makes no sense whatsoever that this random girl would have EJ all excited. There is no chemistry and she's obnoxious with her I'm a good girl crap. Sorry but its TRUE! I also don't need to see 80 thousand flashbacks of them bumping into each other and acting like fools. Also why the hell is the whole damn town in love with the chick? God I hate when they do this.
Will.....still gay.
Okay Chloe is fucking nuts. Excuse my language but that pretty much sums it up. She is hearing voices, Parker is talking to her apparently and ordering her to bark like a dog. Okay that last part is not true but that is exactly where we were headed. So Chloe tried to kill herself.....by jumping off a small Pier. Yeah you can't die that way. Days writing FAILS again, and Chloe could have easily taken all her pills at ONCE DUH! Philip luckily saved her, but I am not really thrilled with the Melanie and Kate taking advantage of a woman going through Postpartum Depression. The show has made a joke out of ANOTHER disease, and why the hell is Melanie being evil all of a sudden? I don't really get it, Kate makes sense but this Melanie being a bitch business has to go. You also have to wonder where the hell Nathan went but obviously the writers don't care.
Jen and Daniel might be getting together but if she keeps pushing Carly and Daniel together I might start a campaign for her to lose her heart again. Carly + Daniel equals gross and not cool. They are like brother and sister and have ZERO sexual chemistry.
EJ and Nicole are MARRIED!!! Can he refrain from having sex with his "true love" Taylor until the cast change? Thanks! This is only sad because Nicole is going to get hurt again when it is clear she actually cares for EJ. I'm still not sure WHY she cares about him but whatever, and they make a good team....so naturally the writers SPLIT them up.
Bo and Hope are back together, sorta kinda, still not sure. Right now its constant family time with Ciara so the jury is still out if the writers are going to make them interesting again and fix all the problems they apparently have. Can they at least have Bo cut all the old man cranky shit? Seriously he used to be funny, go back to that!
Will.....even gayer than the last time I mentioned him.
Rafe 2 is having sex with Sami as I am writing this. Please end this storyline as its completely stupid and a complete waste of time. I'd rather see Allie with Lucas in Hong Kong and who can blame her for leaving! Also, shame on the Days writers for having Stefano go after a child?! That would never happen sorry! He loves his wife and would never have kidnapped her granddaughter. Total joke and hope they never go down that road again.
Where is Stephanie by the way? Oh that's right I don't care......
Chad is apparently officially IN the DiMera family. Until he wears a suit and breaks the law....I'm not calling this official. Right now he is the leader of the babies as Theo and Johnny are obsessed with him......but not the way WILL is....mmhmm.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Let's Get Rid of Taylor and Keep Fake Rafe!
Parker better hope he is SORASED in the next 24 hours because the kid is going to have to learn to make his own bottle, turn off the stove, and change and feed himself before Chloe kills him. I feel bad that Chloe is a terrible mom considering all she wanted was a kid all her life. She was making the baby cookies.....HE IS NOT EVEN ON SOLIDS YET! Can someone just step in already, get her help, and then take care of the kid? Also, Dear Days, there are ways of showing a mother with PPD without making her look bat shit crazy and endangering a child's life, but I digress.
Melanie is going to team up with Kate to take away Parker. By the time they do it Parker will either be in the oven with the cookies, or 15 years old and dating Syndey. Also, Nathan and Melanie are just not going to happen so can we please stop seeing scenes where he declares his love and she looks like she has a stomach ache? I'm done with that nonsense.
Rafe number 2 and Sami had sex. He gave her a hickey and I'm pretty sure that was DOOL writers kinky version of sex. How EJ and Stefano gave the Rafes matching Penis I will never know but you have to admire them for their dedication and accuracy. Rafe learns he has a double, and I think like the rest of us he likes the new him too. EJ and Nicole also have sex. I'm pretty sure no one used protection in either scenario so there will be more babies to give cancer to, kidnap, fake their deaths and leave in burning homes.
This week ended with EJ bumping into Taylor, turning around in a dreamlike state and falling in love at first sight. What a load of complete horse shit. This bitch is not special and she has chemistry with no one but a mirror. The whole town loves Taylor for no reason whatsoever. Somehow I think this is actually mocking Carly's return where everyone hated her. FOR WHAT REASON is Taylor in town? I don't get it nor am I liking it. Apparently Lexie is her new best friend, which makes perfect sense since Abe slept with her mother....YEAH IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Also, would I buy EJ eventually falling in love with Nicole's sister if she lives in town for a while...yeah sure. Do I buy that he bumps into a random chick and is smitten instantly?...NO! It's completely out of character for EJ and another thing...Taylor sucks.
To catch you up on the Hope drama..She is finally out of jail. Now it will only take her and Bo about another three months to get their shit together. JOY! Carly is all by herself and crying constantly. I feel like I should be paid to watch this! Jen wants to get her and Daniel together. WORST IDEA EVER! One..Daniel does not date women his age, Two...EWWW. Jen and Daniel will get together as she tries to get Daniel with Carly. I don't think I am going to like that pairing either but you know what, if it stops Daniel and Carly then THANK GOD. Jen gets special kudos though for having the fastest heart transplant of one's own heart surgery ever with full recuperation. Way to go!
Special mentions: Carrie made an appearance, I'm still not sure why. Sami and Carrie getting along......APOCALYPSE! They NEVER got along and life is better that way. Eww. Just Ewww.
Will.... Still Gay.
Vivian...now messing with Stefano and Kate. Dear Vivian, either torment Carly or leave town. Do not screw with the wonderful that is Stefano/Kate and Victor/Maggie. The old couples are ALL we have going for the damn show!
Special Shout Outs: Johnny...just because he is the best actor/character on the show that I can tolerate completely anymore.
Parker: Anyone stuck with Chloe for that amount of time is just....God Bless Him.
Rafe number 2's penis. You apparently look like Rafe number one's penis but you are just a sparkling personality on our screens. You are always standing out in scenes with Sami.....and Nicole.....and Gaby......and Brady. WOW!
Melanie is going to team up with Kate to take away Parker. By the time they do it Parker will either be in the oven with the cookies, or 15 years old and dating Syndey. Also, Nathan and Melanie are just not going to happen so can we please stop seeing scenes where he declares his love and she looks like she has a stomach ache? I'm done with that nonsense.
Rafe number 2 and Sami had sex. He gave her a hickey and I'm pretty sure that was DOOL writers kinky version of sex. How EJ and Stefano gave the Rafes matching Penis I will never know but you have to admire them for their dedication and accuracy. Rafe learns he has a double, and I think like the rest of us he likes the new him too. EJ and Nicole also have sex. I'm pretty sure no one used protection in either scenario so there will be more babies to give cancer to, kidnap, fake their deaths and leave in burning homes.
This week ended with EJ bumping into Taylor, turning around in a dreamlike state and falling in love at first sight. What a load of complete horse shit. This bitch is not special and she has chemistry with no one but a mirror. The whole town loves Taylor for no reason whatsoever. Somehow I think this is actually mocking Carly's return where everyone hated her. FOR WHAT REASON is Taylor in town? I don't get it nor am I liking it. Apparently Lexie is her new best friend, which makes perfect sense since Abe slept with her mother....YEAH IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Also, would I buy EJ eventually falling in love with Nicole's sister if she lives in town for a while...yeah sure. Do I buy that he bumps into a random chick and is smitten instantly?...NO! It's completely out of character for EJ and another thing...Taylor sucks.
To catch you up on the Hope drama..She is finally out of jail. Now it will only take her and Bo about another three months to get their shit together. JOY! Carly is all by herself and crying constantly. I feel like I should be paid to watch this! Jen wants to get her and Daniel together. WORST IDEA EVER! One..Daniel does not date women his age, Two...EWWW. Jen and Daniel will get together as she tries to get Daniel with Carly. I don't think I am going to like that pairing either but you know what, if it stops Daniel and Carly then THANK GOD. Jen gets special kudos though for having the fastest heart transplant of one's own heart surgery ever with full recuperation. Way to go!
Special mentions: Carrie made an appearance, I'm still not sure why. Sami and Carrie getting along......APOCALYPSE! They NEVER got along and life is better that way. Eww. Just Ewww.
Will.... Still Gay.
Vivian...now messing with Stefano and Kate. Dear Vivian, either torment Carly or leave town. Do not screw with the wonderful that is Stefano/Kate and Victor/Maggie. The old couples are ALL we have going for the damn show!
Special Shout Outs: Johnny...just because he is the best actor/character on the show that I can tolerate completely anymore.
Parker: Anyone stuck with Chloe for that amount of time is just....God Bless Him.
Rafe number 2's penis. You apparently look like Rafe number one's penis but you are just a sparkling personality on our screens. You are always standing out in scenes with Sami.....and Nicole.....and Gaby......and Brady. WOW!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Total Eclipse of Jen's Heart
Okay the Jennifer heart story. It was as bad as we all thought it was going to be. I can make so many heart jokes but really, did that really just all happen? Days has never been accurate or attempt to be real, but you would think something as serious as heart surgery wouldn't be done as a joke. It was not HEARTbreaking, not HEARTwarming at all, and yes I can be HEARTless and say it sucked to no end. Let's just all breathe a sign of relief that TY TREADWAY IS GONE!! Thank the Lord for that one. Just to catch us up by the way: Daniel can now perform heart surgery, along with brain, eye, knee, foot, and face transplants. WHATEVER. The guy can't figure out people are lying but he can perform every surgery known to man, makes perfect sense.
So Carly broke up with Bo so he can be with Hope. First, did they not really break up already? Second, Carly is doing the noble thing and letting Bo and Hope be together....That is complete and utter horseshit. Sorry! Why doesn't she plan their next wedding ceremony at this rate? It would have been MORE of a story had she schemed or fought for her man but Nooooooooo. At this rate Carly should join a cult and hook up with Satan. Devil worship can be fun! So Bo and Hope are going to get back together. Do you think the writers, who completely destroyed Carbo storyline will give you what you want with a Bope storyline? I'll give you a hint: NO!
Chloe is officially cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Hey if Days can use product placement so can I! Let's hope we get a scene of Chloe in the nut house chewing through restraints. OR better yet, she has to wear all black and flashback to Ghoul Girl days when she had a brain and some self respect.
------------------------------------------------------- Sorry my heart stopped and I shocked myself back to life because that happens in real life.
Taylor has come to Salem............................................Taylor. Um. Yeah well. She's in town and there she is.........Taylor................Yeah not a fan sorry.
Chad is trying to figure out how he fits in the DiMera family. Here is a tip, get that shit out of your hair, get a suit, and start smoking. Thank you. P.S. it's nice Lexie and Abe have screen time.....they can go now thanks.
Fake Rafe...Rafe 2....HORNY RAFE. Can we dump the original Rafe and keep this one? The only think that makes this storyline creep me out a bit, is when this Rafe sleeps with Sami, is that technically rape? Or just mean and gross? Either way this makes EJ look like a huge asshole once again. Side note: I don't need to see the real Rafe locked up and talking to himself, the fake one is enough. Reasons to like him more: He talks funny, he drinks with Nicole, he gets Sami to calm the hell down, and did I mention he wants to sleep with everything with boobs?
Status update: Yes Will is still gay.
So Carly broke up with Bo so he can be with Hope. First, did they not really break up already? Second, Carly is doing the noble thing and letting Bo and Hope be together....That is complete and utter horseshit. Sorry! Why doesn't she plan their next wedding ceremony at this rate? It would have been MORE of a story had she schemed or fought for her man but Nooooooooo. At this rate Carly should join a cult and hook up with Satan. Devil worship can be fun! So Bo and Hope are going to get back together. Do you think the writers, who completely destroyed Carbo storyline will give you what you want with a Bope storyline? I'll give you a hint: NO!
Chloe is officially cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Hey if Days can use product placement so can I! Let's hope we get a scene of Chloe in the nut house chewing through restraints. OR better yet, she has to wear all black and flashback to Ghoul Girl days when she had a brain and some self respect.
------------------------------------------------------- Sorry my heart stopped and I shocked myself back to life because that happens in real life.
Taylor has come to Salem............................................Taylor. Um. Yeah well. She's in town and there she is.........Taylor................Yeah not a fan sorry.
Chad is trying to figure out how he fits in the DiMera family. Here is a tip, get that shit out of your hair, get a suit, and start smoking. Thank you. P.S. it's nice Lexie and Abe have screen time.....they can go now thanks.
Fake Rafe...Rafe 2....HORNY RAFE. Can we dump the original Rafe and keep this one? The only think that makes this storyline creep me out a bit, is when this Rafe sleeps with Sami, is that technically rape? Or just mean and gross? Either way this makes EJ look like a huge asshole once again. Side note: I don't need to see the real Rafe locked up and talking to himself, the fake one is enough. Reasons to like him more: He talks funny, he drinks with Nicole, he gets Sami to calm the hell down, and did I mention he wants to sleep with everything with boobs?
Status update: Yes Will is still gay.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Days is Not So F*ckin Perfect ~by Pink
Chloe has hit a new level of crazy!! On a scale of 1 to 10 she is at a 76. The lady is one step short of boiling a bunny and putting it in Daniel's kitchen...and it might be Melanie's bunny. She even has Maggie of all people worried. Maggie has hid all the kitchen knives and is probably throwing out all cleaning fluids. What happened to the smart Chloe who was Ghoul Girl, and who eventually was able to charm any man she wanted? To quote Black Swan...SHE'S GONE! Chloe is just another Days female who falls into the "I am now pathetic and will do anything to keep my man" category. It's sickening. I am not even a feminist and it pisses me off. Do I expect Daniel to take her back? Of Course not but it DOES ANNOY me the way he reported her to child services. That is not how you handle someone like her, he should have gotten her help if he loves her so much. Helping her does not mean getting back together with her you butthead! P.S. though I love a good prescription...giving her sleeping pills IS NOT THE BEST IDEA.
Kate is trying to win the Grandma of the Year award....Please stop and stick to ruining your own kids lives. Let the Grandkids just get presents. Just chill with Stefano and worry about what he is up to, nothing else.
EJ/Rafe/Sami/Nicole....Having a baby might be less painful than watching them. I just can't. Rafe's double better be more interesting than he is because I can only take so much. EJ and Nicole's reunion is great, but knowing that TAYLOR is on her way (Nicole's half sister) makes me want to gag, but I will remain open minded....for now.
Bo/Hope/Carly/Jennifer/Dr.Ben/Warden.....END IT ALREADY!! Okay we get it you steal organs and you make money....can we clear this up already? Jennifer is in trouble...the kind of trouble she is in...which I will not spoil here...IS RIDICULOUS and makes being possessed by the devil more realistic! Also, once this is over Bo picks between Hope and Carly...finally!! Again I won't give it away but let's just say he prefers Chicken wings to Chicken breast if you catch my drift....okay I gave it away sorry!
Adrienne and Justin.....They had sex. I wish I had more to say but I haven't seen them for months and that's all that happened. It wasn't that good but I am proud of them for doing it in the middle of the day at least.
Other stuff: Melanie...you are pregnant but that doesn't mean you can be obnoxious, knock it off. Brady.....take your shirt off. Chad.....you are a DiMera, shut up! Will.....you are gay. Gaby.....Will is GAY.
Kate is trying to win the Grandma of the Year award....Please stop and stick to ruining your own kids lives. Let the Grandkids just get presents. Just chill with Stefano and worry about what he is up to, nothing else.
EJ/Rafe/Sami/Nicole....Having a baby might be less painful than watching them. I just can't. Rafe's double better be more interesting than he is because I can only take so much. EJ and Nicole's reunion is great, but knowing that TAYLOR is on her way (Nicole's half sister) makes me want to gag, but I will remain open minded....for now.
Bo/Hope/Carly/Jennifer/Dr.Ben/Warden.....END IT ALREADY!! Okay we get it you steal organs and you make money....can we clear this up already? Jennifer is in trouble...the kind of trouble she is in...which I will not spoil here...IS RIDICULOUS and makes being possessed by the devil more realistic! Also, once this is over Bo picks between Hope and Carly...finally!! Again I won't give it away but let's just say he prefers Chicken wings to Chicken breast if you catch my drift....okay I gave it away sorry!
Adrienne and Justin.....They had sex. I wish I had more to say but I haven't seen them for months and that's all that happened. It wasn't that good but I am proud of them for doing it in the middle of the day at least.
Other stuff: Melanie...you are pregnant but that doesn't mean you can be obnoxious, knock it off. Brady.....take your shirt off. Chad.....you are a DiMera, shut up! Will.....you are gay. Gaby.....Will is GAY.
Friday, January 21, 2011
February SUCKS Instead of Sweeps
Sooo my comments on this week's DOOL and upcoming storylines for February sweeps. WARNING: there may ARE spoilers.
Melanie claims she is done with Phillip and decides to keep the baby. My first question really is why were the Days writers insistent upon not having Melanie get an abortion? Would it have been so wrong? Melanie and Carly could have discussed why SHE didn't get an abortion, Maggie could have taken her, etc. etc. Melanie ends up losing the baby so there is no real reason why she couldn't have had one. P.S if Nathan is leaving she needs to get with Brady. I fully understand what Mark Hapka was referring to when he made his statement about leaving the show. The Mate fans got completely jerked around. I am not even a huge Mate fan and I even recognize this. They never got the chance to get back together. They throw in a baby and it stops a reconciliation, only to have Melanie lose the baby down the line. MAKES NO SENSE.
Chloe is going bat shit crazy. Yes its Caroline's fault and I cant watch that woman get attacked for an eternity. However, the writers should just make Chloe a villain. It would be far more interesting if she was a bitchy ass drunk always shooting off at the mouth like Nicole. Her becoming needy and desperate after Daniel leaves her....just ANOTHER example of how WEAK the women are on this show. Stephanie's speech after Nathan left her gave me hope she'd improve as a character, but alas Shelley is leaving the show. Shelley had to put up with the WORST dialogue ever and she deserves credit for sticking around as long as she did. I think she will be successful when she ends up somewhere where she is appreciated and valued.
Jay (Phillip) is also leaving....I'M DEVASTATED, however I was expecting this because Jay had been wanting to leave. The real scary thing about Mark, Shelley, and Jay leaving is HOW they will leave, who will be RECAST, and how Days plans to SCREW IT UP!
Bo and Hope are still boring. They are getting back together. There is your amazing spoiler because it was not clear at all that this was going to happen. Righttttttt. So what's next for Carly? Well half the town hates her, she got no man, her kid is like leave me alone.....I'm guessing either bag lady or coke head.
Sami/Rafe/EJ/Nicole......I really don't give a crap. The new storyline is a reboot that I could live without. Rafe and his doppelganger...WTF, I give up on these 4 with the exception of Nicole because at least she is funny. Kate and Stefano should kidnap them all and then torture them for torturing us. Maybe Brady can help them and start beating them all up while shirtless. Or stick them on a island with Vivian and her manboy Gus.
Maggie and Victor are getting closer to being together...YES!! Caroline is still alive and kicking...NO!!
Finish up the damn organ crap because no one cares anymore, Dr. Ben is gross and pointless, and Jennifer apparently needs saving by Daniel. I'm not sure how I feel about Jen/Daniel pairing btw, I have to wait and see. Although I find it amazing he will be paired with someone his own damn age for a change.
Have a good weekend and at least say "ARGGGG" once in honor of Johnny "Kickass" DiMera!! Most fun character on the show! And if you have ANY questions about the show/spoilers, hit me up on twitter. @HotMessMandy
Melanie claims she is done with Phillip and decides to keep the baby. My first question really is why were the Days writers insistent upon not having Melanie get an abortion? Would it have been so wrong? Melanie and Carly could have discussed why SHE didn't get an abortion, Maggie could have taken her, etc. etc. Melanie ends up losing the baby so there is no real reason why she couldn't have had one. P.S if Nathan is leaving she needs to get with Brady. I fully understand what Mark Hapka was referring to when he made his statement about leaving the show. The Mate fans got completely jerked around. I am not even a huge Mate fan and I even recognize this. They never got the chance to get back together. They throw in a baby and it stops a reconciliation, only to have Melanie lose the baby down the line. MAKES NO SENSE.
Chloe is going bat shit crazy. Yes its Caroline's fault and I cant watch that woman get attacked for an eternity. However, the writers should just make Chloe a villain. It would be far more interesting if she was a bitchy ass drunk always shooting off at the mouth like Nicole. Her becoming needy and desperate after Daniel leaves her....just ANOTHER example of how WEAK the women are on this show. Stephanie's speech after Nathan left her gave me hope she'd improve as a character, but alas Shelley is leaving the show. Shelley had to put up with the WORST dialogue ever and she deserves credit for sticking around as long as she did. I think she will be successful when she ends up somewhere where she is appreciated and valued.
Jay (Phillip) is also leaving....I'M DEVASTATED, however I was expecting this because Jay had been wanting to leave. The real scary thing about Mark, Shelley, and Jay leaving is HOW they will leave, who will be RECAST, and how Days plans to SCREW IT UP!
Bo and Hope are still boring. They are getting back together. There is your amazing spoiler because it was not clear at all that this was going to happen. Righttttttt. So what's next for Carly? Well half the town hates her, she got no man, her kid is like leave me alone.....I'm guessing either bag lady or coke head.
Sami/Rafe/EJ/Nicole......I really don't give a crap. The new storyline is a reboot that I could live without. Rafe and his doppelganger...WTF, I give up on these 4 with the exception of Nicole because at least she is funny. Kate and Stefano should kidnap them all and then torture them for torturing us. Maybe Brady can help them and start beating them all up while shirtless. Or stick them on a island with Vivian and her manboy Gus.
Maggie and Victor are getting closer to being together...YES!! Caroline is still alive and kicking...NO!!
Finish up the damn organ crap because no one cares anymore, Dr. Ben is gross and pointless, and Jennifer apparently needs saving by Daniel. I'm not sure how I feel about Jen/Daniel pairing btw, I have to wait and see. Although I find it amazing he will be paired with someone his own damn age for a change.
Have a good weekend and at least say "ARGGGG" once in honor of Johnny "Kickass" DiMera!! Most fun character on the show! And if you have ANY questions about the show/spoilers, hit me up on twitter. @HotMessMandy
Friday, January 14, 2011
Petition to Kill Off Kayla
Johnny's cancer storyline is depressing. I don't mind cancer storylines but here is my issue with this one. While it is important to draw awareness to all kinds of cancer, can there at least be a level of respect to present as much ACCURACY to the way a disease actually IS. I also don't like that the writers are using it as an attempt to get the audience to like EJ...guess what it's not really working! I'm sick of the kids on Days getting these horrible stories where they are either killed off or made to suffer. Yes children suffer in real life, however this is getting too repetitive with TORTURING children.
Melanie is preggo! If Stephanie is pregnant too let's just send the writing team diapers!
Stefano and Kate back together!! YAY!! Now can we get more Maggie and Victor is the real question!
Kayla is still alive...I'm hoping this status update changes eventually. She tried to get Carly fired for really no good reason whatsoever considering her kid and her mother were behind the whole thing. Another character assassination that is GOING NOWHERE and ruining another powerful female character. So they made Carly a total wimp and pushover and now Kayla is a major..sorry..CUNT! She is!
I'm reaching the point where Mark Hapka may be better off pursuing outside projects where he is USED, given GOOD SCRIPTS, and is APPRECIATED!
P.S. I've said Will and Chad are gay from the beginning....guess what...Still VERY GAY! I encourage Days to at least attempt the same sex pairing since they have great chemistry.
P.S.S. Stefano being behind the organ thing...LAME AND CLICHE! It would have been funnier if it was Chloe!.
Melanie is preggo! If Stephanie is pregnant too let's just send the writing team diapers!
Stefano and Kate back together!! YAY!! Now can we get more Maggie and Victor is the real question!
Kayla is still alive...I'm hoping this status update changes eventually. She tried to get Carly fired for really no good reason whatsoever considering her kid and her mother were behind the whole thing. Another character assassination that is GOING NOWHERE and ruining another powerful female character. So they made Carly a total wimp and pushover and now Kayla is a major..sorry..CUNT! She is!
I'm reaching the point where Mark Hapka may be better off pursuing outside projects where he is USED, given GOOD SCRIPTS, and is APPRECIATED!
P.S. I've said Will and Chad are gay from the beginning....guess what...Still VERY GAY! I encourage Days to at least attempt the same sex pairing since they have great chemistry.
P.S.S. Stefano being behind the organ thing...LAME AND CLICHE! It would have been funnier if it was Chloe!.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Hapka's Hos the Fight Is ON!
Okay I'm going to start this off with my feelings regarding Mark Hapka's firing. I love Mark, and he along with other actors on the show are getting shafted for OTHER storylines people honestly do not care for. He wanted more of a story and they gave him nothing to work with, so in my opinion he is BETTER OFF! Mark is a great actor and they gave him nothing with Nathan. Anytime we saw Nathan it was puppy dog eyes and him just pining after Melanie, while sleeping with Steph. Nathan and Melanie never happened really, and there wasn't even a hint of them getting a shot. Excuse my language but basically the writers have been dicking us around for the past couple of years. I wish Mark the best and I think we all know he is really going to do great things.
Mark's firing though points out what I have been saying about the days writing staff..THEY CANNOT CUT IT! They introduce stories/characters and then never follow through. When they do follow through the writing is stale, recycled, and no one cares. Everytime there is something positive on the show, it's ruined within a weak. What is the strongest coupling on the show right now: arguable Victor and Maggie. How much of them have we seen really? They get about an episode a week IF that much. I understand some stories are CENTRAL and some are Back burner however, and this is a big HOWEVER...the CENTRAL stories are sucking as of late. My point: GET RID OF THE PROBLEM IN THE WRITING DEPARTMENT. Also, if you are in a firing mood, get rid of the DEAD WEIGHT you call actors on your show when you do nothing with them or they stand around as annoying fillers we don't care about.
END of RANT!
As for a recap of the week: What really happened? Nicole and EJ got engaged...great we are back to where we started with these two. Rafe and Sami...still as annoying as ever. Melanie alone. Nathan about to be alone. Stephanie alone. Phil alone.... with Chloe and a baby. Daniel alone. Brady alone but working with Kate. Carly alone and acting like a pathetic hot mess. Kayla and Caroline judgemental bitching. Bo and Hope: the love story continues. Yes this spells out a FABULOUS soap opera right now. Dear Days and NBC, FIX your SHIT! If you can't get it together you will lose your audience.
Mark's firing though points out what I have been saying about the days writing staff..THEY CANNOT CUT IT! They introduce stories/characters and then never follow through. When they do follow through the writing is stale, recycled, and no one cares. Everytime there is something positive on the show, it's ruined within a weak. What is the strongest coupling on the show right now: arguable Victor and Maggie. How much of them have we seen really? They get about an episode a week IF that much. I understand some stories are CENTRAL and some are Back burner however, and this is a big HOWEVER...the CENTRAL stories are sucking as of late. My point: GET RID OF THE PROBLEM IN THE WRITING DEPARTMENT. Also, if you are in a firing mood, get rid of the DEAD WEIGHT you call actors on your show when you do nothing with them or they stand around as annoying fillers we don't care about.
END of RANT!
As for a recap of the week: What really happened? Nicole and EJ got engaged...great we are back to where we started with these two. Rafe and Sami...still as annoying as ever. Melanie alone. Nathan about to be alone. Stephanie alone. Phil alone.... with Chloe and a baby. Daniel alone. Brady alone but working with Kate. Carly alone and acting like a pathetic hot mess. Kayla and Caroline judgemental bitching. Bo and Hope: the love story continues. Yes this spells out a FABULOUS soap opera right now. Dear Days and NBC, FIX your SHIT! If you can't get it together you will lose your audience.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Happy New Year...Now Where Are the Good Storylines?
Okay sorry I missed a blog from last week. I had the sore throat from hell...I blame Caroline, and what the hell Carly too.
So the big baby reveal happened and everyone pretty much blamed Carly. Okay, I am not a fan of the "new" Carly that the writers destroyed but how is it this woman's fault? Is this like an inside joke now or something because I just don't get it? Pretty soon everyone will be hitting her with sticks just for fun. Molly Burnett gave her best performance ever when she learns Phil cheated with Chloe. Melanie's reaction wasn't her usual breakdown, it was more a cool calm collected evil bitch turn that was amazing. Melanie being mad at Carly is the only person who has a right to be. Is Melanie right to blame her mom, of course not, like I said NOT Carly's fault, HOWEVER Melanie is in a place where she can no longer trust anyone except the two people who NEVER hurt her: Maggie and Daniel. At this rate, Melanie/Carly should just avoid each other, Maggie is Melanie's real mom anyway, in the ways that matter.
Chloe made the fastest getaway on heels ever, but actually Father Matt got out of the Church first so his move was more impressive. Chloe didn't really get yelled at yet, but her and Daniel are now "over". Phil and Melanie are "over" now too, but whatever one of these couples is getting back together sooner than we'd think. I think Chloe is more upset she has to change Parker's diapers alone. Daniel is sad, but for some reason I have no sympathy for him. Chloe cheated on you like she did on Lucas with you, YA BIG MORON! I'm just excited Kate is a GRANDMA again and is forced to have Chloe in her life. If Kate poisons tanning lotion, I think she'd finally succeed in killing Chloe.
Sami and Rafe.....EJ and Nicole....wow what to say? I find the four of them to be SO BORING NOW! I'm sick of their shit that has been going on for three or four years now. I DO NOT like Rafe at all! He is a walking ape with no appeal and he makes absolutely no sense. If the writers would only give Galen SOMETHING to work with instead of "oh let me save Sami once again" crap! He really is Roman all over again, but now I'd like to speed up to the part where he is replaced by a John character! EJ is a complete asshole that I don't even pay attention anymore. Nicole is crying over a baby for ANOTHER YEAR that is STILL NOT HERS! Nicole is a great character and now she is getting shit on! And Sami.....I don't even know where to start so I'm not going to!
Where are Maggie and Victor? The best storyline on the show and the couple is barely on. When something is going good, and people enjoy the writing and the acting what you do Days writing staff is PUT THEM ON THE DAMN AIR! USE YOUR POSITIVES!
On to the Negative...Let's hope Caroline comes out of that "good" stroke she suffered and then gets in a car with Kayla and drives off a cliff. When I was young I LOVED the Bradys...now I want them all to get over themselves and die. Let's look at the Brady women...Caroline (sanctimonious bitch), Kayla (judgemental, intrusive bitch, Stephanie (weak ass pathetic bitch), and Samantha (self-destructive bitch who is NEVER wrong). These are the people I'm supposed to like? Yeah not going to happen. Also Days' writers, if you are going to bring back characters that people liked, you DO NOT DESTROY THE CHARACTER COMPLETELY! Kayla was never as bad as she is now. This ends my rant.....for now.
So the big baby reveal happened and everyone pretty much blamed Carly. Okay, I am not a fan of the "new" Carly that the writers destroyed but how is it this woman's fault? Is this like an inside joke now or something because I just don't get it? Pretty soon everyone will be hitting her with sticks just for fun. Molly Burnett gave her best performance ever when she learns Phil cheated with Chloe. Melanie's reaction wasn't her usual breakdown, it was more a cool calm collected evil bitch turn that was amazing. Melanie being mad at Carly is the only person who has a right to be. Is Melanie right to blame her mom, of course not, like I said NOT Carly's fault, HOWEVER Melanie is in a place where she can no longer trust anyone except the two people who NEVER hurt her: Maggie and Daniel. At this rate, Melanie/Carly should just avoid each other, Maggie is Melanie's real mom anyway, in the ways that matter.
Chloe made the fastest getaway on heels ever, but actually Father Matt got out of the Church first so his move was more impressive. Chloe didn't really get yelled at yet, but her and Daniel are now "over". Phil and Melanie are "over" now too, but whatever one of these couples is getting back together sooner than we'd think.
Sami and Rafe.....EJ and Nicole....wow what to say? I find the four of them to be SO BORING NOW! I'm sick of their shit that has been going on for three or four years now. I DO NOT like Rafe at all! He is a walking ape with no appeal and he makes absolutely no sense. If the writers would only give Galen SOMETHING to work with instead of "oh let me save Sami once again" crap! He really is Roman all over again, but now I'd like to speed up to the part where he is replaced by a John character! EJ is a complete asshole that I don't even pay attention anymore. Nicole is crying over a baby for ANOTHER YEAR that is STILL NOT HERS! Nicole is a great character and now she is getting shit on! And Sami.....I don't even know where to start so I'm not going to!
Where are Maggie and Victor? The best storyline on the show and the couple is barely on. When something is going good, and people enjoy the writing and the acting what you do Days writing staff is PUT THEM ON THE DAMN AIR! USE YOUR POSITIVES!
On to the Negative...Let's hope Caroline comes out of that "good" stroke she suffered and then gets in a car with Kayla and drives off a cliff. When I was young I LOVED the Bradys...now I want them all to get over themselves and die. Let's look at the Brady women...Caroline (sanctimonious bitch), Kayla (judgemental, intrusive bitch, Stephanie (weak ass pathetic bitch), and Samantha (self-destructive bitch who is NEVER wrong). These are the people I'm supposed to like? Yeah not going to happen. Also Days' writers, if you are going to bring back characters that people liked, you DO NOT DESTROY THE CHARACTER COMPLETELY! Kayla was never as bad as she is now. This ends my rant.....for now.
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